Postprandial puff

The satisfactory cigarette that follows a meal.

Also known as a 'triple-P'

"Well, that's dinner finished, I'm going for a postprandial puff..."

Due to the new laws Howard couldn't partake of his triple-P in the restaurant...

by ThinkingPersonsViagra August 7, 2012

Albany Puffer

A marijuana cigarette smoked by a Southern Gentleman.

"Say there, Handley, would you like a toke from this Albany Puffer?" Said Kingsley.
"I'm your Huckleberry" replied Handley.

by Doc Halliday February 28, 2013

Grumple Puff

a man or woman who is extremely irritable, winey, and angry with the world for no apparent or valid reason and who attempts to appear happy and fun on the surface but cannot hide their discontent, resulting in a very unpleasant person to be around, a Grumple Puff

"Hey would you like to go hang out with kyle?"
"No way he has been a real Grumple Puff lately."

by KyleP11 December 1, 2014

Sand puff

When one kicks the sand and the sand particles fly into the air, forming a cloud or a puff.

Ashley was running in the Desert and as she was running she formed Sand puffs behind her.

by Sand puff September 10, 2016

Screaming Pufferfish

Where you fuck a girl and her vagina squeezes your dick so hard that it gets swollen.

I'm gonna give you a screaming pufferfish!

by Chaese Baker June 10, 2016

Lemon puff

A straight woman who socialises with gay men. For example a fag hag.

She's got so many gay mates....she's such a lemon puff!

by Pudzter76 January 5, 2017

sausage puffer

A flamboyantly gay coworker who won't stop talking about his sex life no matter how hard you beg

"The guy in the cubicle next to me is such a sausage puffer, I guess last night he had a romantically intimate experience with some dude named Darnell.

by WordsWillAlwaysHurt February 1, 2017