Premature Brokebackulation

To come to work wearing a Brokeback-style shirt earlier than the official day that is Brokeback Friday.

It's Thursday, why's John wearing that shirt? He suffers from Premature Brokebackulation.

by GenericMale August 18, 2016

Premature dive

Faking an injury to cover up ejaculating too quick

After having sex for a minute and feeling he was about to burst, he took a premature dive.

by Jesse 'Herro Prease' Sampson January 9, 2017

premature hookulation

The act of setting the hook while fishing (primarily bass fishing) before the fish has fully taken the bait. A variant of premature ejaculation.

The largemouth absolutely blew up his topwater presentation, but in an act of premature hookulation, Deadeye jerked the Live Target Bluegill right out of that 5 pounder's mouth

by Bassturd May 25, 2017

Premature Pullout

When you're head over heels for a bitch, but shit just ain't working. It's worse than you think because there's nothing between you and the other , and before even trying to start something and possibly failing, you conduct a premature pullout, and back out because you can't take it and just give in.

Thomas: You should just give up, you're already getting the shit treatment

James: Fr? Can't even pull out before I'm even in

Thomas: Premature Pullout

by Xanex is Healthy June 29, 2017

Premature Goblins

A person who talks behind someone's back. They are very witchy and they make you want to dab on them haters. Term is used by kingbo on youtube or suburban_prince on instagram.

King Bo:"So um I was um walking into class going to sit at my desk and all of a sudden i heard these premature goblins talking stuff about me."

by EnchAnting since '04 August 5, 2017

Premature de-jacketulation

The act of removing a coat or stopping wearing a coat too soon in the season- under the false assumption that it is warm enough to shed layers already.

Just one early sunny spring day and Chris seems it warm enough and foolishly leaves his coat at home - a prime case of premature de-jacketulation

by TildaSpinton May 8, 2018

premature confetti

euphemism for premature ejaculation. inspired by the confetti incident in 76ers-Celtics Game 3.

Despite trusting the process, I maintain that people of Urban Dictionary should refine or continue to redefine the term "premature confetti."

by SacredAggressionFree June 3, 2018