Portable Cheese Wallets

The best thing before the creation of teh Consoliable.

Guy 1: Portable Cheese Wallets?
Guy 2: Not anymore i got me some Consoliable
Guy 3: *Shoots self and then eats it*
Guy 2 and Guy 1: I liek turtles..

by Sparten90059 1/2 January 16, 2009

portable living room

suv

look at that fat ass in his portable living room!

ah'm gonna get me one o' them portable living rooms, keep the wife and punks safe!

those hummers are the jesus of portable living rooms!

by michael foolsley November 27, 2009

portalizing

The act of hacking and/or taking ownership of a portal in the game Ingress

I went portalizing this weekend and took over 3 portals

by MightyMomNom March 27, 2015

portavogie

A complete shithole full of racists and bigots. Never go here.

Have you been to Portavogie recently? I was abused for wearing green.

by irishbastard March 31, 2019

Poortard

A socioeconomically deprived individual, usually also dumb as a bag of dildos. If this person were in India, 'untouchables' would look down on them.

Likely to have large gauges dangling from their ears, neck/face tattoos and an EBT card. Likely cannot spell, even with auto-correct on their Blackberry.

Someone who's poortarded. A poor 'tard. A natural cousin to the retard.....only poorer.

"Did you see that new tat that Lionel got on his hands?"

"Sure did. What a poortard. He won't even be able to get a job at Jiffy Lube with 'Mazel Tov' tatted across his fingers."

by Doctor Zaius January 18, 2013

Putah (Pootah)

Putah or Pootah is the dry, crusty, brown stuff you find in the morning after you don't wipe very well the night before, located on the gooch or the butthole regions.

Chase is in to the kinky he enjoys it when his fishes like the putah (pootah)
off of his gooch.

by Poon Chaser June 19, 2008

poltard

A Polish person of limited ability, sense and reason.

"that woytek is such a fucking Poltard three years learning English and all the cunt can say is "yes".

by lighterfuel October 25, 2009