Fire In The Fire Place

To light ones dick on fire and insert it into a woman's extremities

"Man let's put a dick on fire and insert it into a woman's extremities "

"Oh, you mean a fire in the fire place"

by WeinerSchnitzelThe3rd December 10, 2022

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In between a cock and a hard place

Most likely in a prison shower, you get stuck in between the wall/floor and a big man with a big erect penis

So how was your stay at the penitentiary Johnny?
I dropped the soap and got stuck In between a cock and a hard place!

by Tony_Pepporoni December 23, 2022

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there's no place like home

by RoseRed669 August 5, 2023

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There’s no place like Gibraltar

An oftentimes sarcastic phrase used to mockingly state how great somewhere is when in reality it is the opposite.

‘Hey man, how was your trip home?’

‘Oh you know how it is, nothing going on back there’

‘There’s no place like Gibraltar amirite’

by Alex Horne September 12, 2023

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"The place" is the mental state where one simply wants to curl up under a blanket in a dark room and sleep for hours. To be in "the place" is to be that special kind of demotivated, tired and anxious that makes you want to avoid responsibility and the rest of the world in favor of a cozy cave.

Friend - "It's 7am, let's make coffee and go on a hike!"
Me - "That sounds great but I'm in the place right now, can we do it tomorrow?"

by you know December 20, 2020

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