Peeta Mellark

Peeta Mellark is a fictional character from the Hunger Games Trilogy by Suzanne Collins. Many fans think he is hot, sexy, brave, etc. (Think Edward Cullen here) He wouldn't be alive if it wasn't for Katniss. But it does go the other way because he gave her some bread when her family was dying but he also kinda forced her into loving him when he basically announced that he was in love with her. And of course she was forced to love him back. So yeah... he's kinda an idiot with little self defense that only won the Hunger Games cuz Katniss saved his butt. Gale is better but not much.

Josh Hutcherson will most likely be the new Robert Pattinson. -_-

1: Peeta Mellark is SOOO sexy
2: What's sexy about making bread your whole life?!?
1: He's sooo sexy...
2: Umm... I'm still here.
1: He has blue eyes! They are soooo sexy...
2: Dummie -_-

by CarrieCatBrick September 1, 2011

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Balls in a pretzel

Like getting one's shorts in a knot- to the highest degree.

Arturo: Dude I knocked up my sister I'm totally fucked!

Fabian: Hey man- don't get your shorts in a knot.

Well, maybe get your shorts in a knot, but definately not your balls in a pretzel.

by Der Preuße January 31, 2010

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pretzel screwed

Getting less than half in a split- as in splitting a pretzel withour getting the inner knot. Less than half of any deal. Getting screwed in a divorce.

I lost the house, the dog and the cars in my divorce, I really got pretzel screwed.

by Slydawg May 3, 2006

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the kyle peet

he has a tiny wang an an hes always talkin redneck slang his chick has this black the growin out of her cheek it makes me wanna get out the tweezers an give it a little twekk

shut up guys megans so hot an i love her som much but shes 14 an im 18 right thier is pullin the kyle peet

by cody/cricket April 1, 2005

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