1. n. a wank
You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!
by Anonymous January 8, 2003
Get the a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughtersmug. You: So what's the word with that rash of yours?
Me: Dude, my palm tree be throwing up new leaves! Doc, says it'll clear up just fine.
Me: Dude, my palm tree be throwing up new leaves! Doc, says it'll clear up just fine.
by Johnny Goldfish April 13, 2007
Get the my palm tree be throwing up new leaves!mug. A school located in So-Cal, full of a bunch of swell people who will one day make a lot of money or else end up as fry cooks in Mcdonald's.
Oh, you go to Xavier College Preparatory High School (Palm Desert)?
Yeah, why.
(alkward silence)
Just askin'
Yeah, why.
(alkward silence)
Just askin'
by JoeSmithnotachick October 8, 2011
Get the Xavier College Preparatory High School (Palm Desert)mug. by Paaaaaaaaj December 31, 2017
Get the dusty palmmug. Los Angeles, CA
Hey Jules! How was your last trip to Boner Palm Tree?! -“It fucking sucked! Megan didn’t even dump em out!”
by Mauro’s angels March 7, 2018
Get the Boner Palm Treemug. When you grab someone else's undergarments, not knowing they're soiled with feces, and get some of their 'mud' on your palm.
He was cleaning her laundry and tossed a pair of her undergarments into the wash but unknowingly got a Mississippi Mud Palm.
by Jimmybrambram April 9, 2025
Get the Mississippi Mud Palmmug. The act of male masturbation while simultaneously dipping the scrotum into a person's mouth with a lemon inserted into your anal cavity.
Did you hear Ted got fired from costco for performing an arnold palm hair on the disabled door greeter.
by anonymous January 8, 2025
Get the Arnold palm hairmug.