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a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

1. n. a wank
You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!
by Anonymous January 8, 2003
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an expression indicating optimism regarding ones current situation
You: So what's the word with that rash of yours?
Me: Dude, my palm tree be throwing up new leaves! Doc, says it'll clear up just fine.
by Johnny Goldfish April 13, 2007
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Xavier College Preparatory High School (Palm Desert)

A school located in So-Cal, full of a bunch of swell people who will one day make a lot of money or else end up as fry cooks in Mcdonald's.
Oh, you go to Xavier College Preparatory High School (Palm Desert)?

Yeah, why.

(alkward silence)

Just askin'
by JoeSmithnotachick October 8, 2011
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palm barf

Semen that runs down the palm of your hand after ejaculation.
Hand me a tissue. I need to wipe this palm barf off.
by CrustieDrawz March 2, 2017
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Palm-Toss

The action done when approach by a female whom you may want to have sex with for only carnal means, however her personality is not agreeable to yours, sex is then conducted from afar by ejaculation into the hand then slinging towards said female.
" I tried hooking up with her, she's hot but she's a bit of a bitch, going to broadside her with a palm-toss later"
by Sam Sadist May 22, 2021
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Palm Tree

/pä(l)m trē /

(noun)

1. The first image that comes after the show proper.

2. The cause of the rage of the audience; something that stir up anger among viewers.

Palm Trees (plural)

(verb)

1. To prevent the continuous progress of an event or activity; to get in the way.
Palm Tree usages:

(Noun) The palm trees in the ending credits swayed gracefully, as if savoring the taste of the viewers' misery.

(Verb) Just when the main characters were about to make up, they were palm-treed by a surveillance drone.
by Miya_nyan March 26, 2021
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Palm

Grip someones bald ass head but make sure you hit that shiny clean surface with a 1 TON TRUCK IMPACT!
jmdorsainville got palmed by bissy.
by drewkep November 24, 2020
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