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a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters

1. n. a wank
You: I've got a date tonight!
Your mate: Yeah I heard! A date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughters!
by Anonymous January 8, 2003
mugGet the a date with mrs palm and her 5 lovely daughtersmug.
an expression indicating optimism regarding ones current situation
You: So what's the word with that rash of yours?
Me: Dude, my palm tree be throwing up new leaves! Doc, says it'll clear up just fine.
by Johnny Goldfish April 13, 2007
mugGet the my palm tree be throwing up new leaves!mug.

Xavier College Preparatory High School (Palm Desert)

A school located in So-Cal, full of a bunch of swell people who will one day make a lot of money or else end up as fry cooks in Mcdonald's.
Oh, you go to Xavier College Preparatory High School (Palm Desert)?

Yeah, why.

(alkward silence)

Just askin'
by JoeSmithnotachick October 8, 2011
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Arnold palm hair

The act of male masturbation while simultaneously dipping the scrotum into a person's mouth with a lemon inserted into your anal cavity.
Did you hear Ted got fired from costco for performing an arnold palm hair on the disabled door greeter.
by anonymous January 8, 2025
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Palm Harbor Middle school

A school on the west coast of florida with a bunch of emo and suicidal kids there is a fight there every other day teachers suck ass. 6th grade is annoying 7th grade is fine 8th graders are a bunch of insecure little pussy who think making fun of every kid in there school makes them hard. Assistant principal's suck ass. Everthing at phms sucks
Man only thing worse than getting your ass eatin by joe biden is Palm Harbor Middle School
by Hitler from phms September 27, 2021
mugGet the Palm Harbor Middle schoolmug.

peggy palms

Dude, my girlfriend is catholic so I spend more time with peggy palms than her!
by ryroctopus February 28, 2017
mugGet the peggy palmsmug.

Palm Peaching

The slang representation of cumming
Let’s go palm peaching in Lincoln Evans!
by thelunark May 21, 2024
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