My public page!

When your buddy gets pissed at you for posting a douchebag comment on their very public Facebook post, that was more suited for the private group threads.

Dude! I can't believe you posted that shit on my public page! My public page! Everyone can see that!

by Mesp135 August 31, 2018

Ur mum public good

An even more devastating insult based on 'ur mum gay'. It's so destructive and intellectually stimulating, apply with caution.

Sam: "Ur mum is non-excludable and non-rivalrous, ur mum public good"

Valen: *Deleted from existence*

by Morganfr33farm May 29, 2018

Public Adjuster

Ambulance chasers. A mostly unnecessary profession where someone "represents" the policyholder rather than the insurance company. They don't really do anything besides add a bunch of bullsh*t line items in Xactimate to try and "blow up" a claim. The end result is the claim extending for months and months and only the public adjuster benefiting financially, while completely screwing over the insured.

When my house burned down, a public adjuster solicited his services to me. Since I wasn't a moron, I told him to go f*ck over someone else.

by urbancreaterdude May 31, 2018

public glammer

Usually used by a person that do their makeup on the subway, train, bus, plane or in a taxi.
These people usually fucks up their makeup and looks weird in front of everyone else.

"I just saw a public glammer on the bus, her makeup didn't end up that well." " I don't understand public glammers, I can't do it, I just mess up my brows and my wing."

by Sifoa009 May 26, 2018

Public Jerk

When you masterbate in public and you cum on a cute girl or guy in public

"Hey I got arrested doing a public jerk to my teacher"

by Person54 May 23, 2018

Winchester public school

The worst fucking place on the motherfucking earth, there is often people smoking in the washroom and there is a lot of rude people

“Dude do you go to a good school”
“No I go to Winchester public school”

by Pseujsjsj May 28, 2018

Twin river public schools

A small school where little brats go to get pregnant and end up in a hole. The place where everyone talks behind your back. Now remember...this only 99.9% of the girls there now that other 1.81% is full of nice people but beware the guys there only like girls who wanna fuck so good luck finding the “guy of your dreams” oh ya and the teachers there suck ass for a living

I go to twin river public schools

by Chsvdbs March 14, 2019