Poop Threshold

The threshold of finally conversing about poop that occurs between two colleagues which, once surpassed, is the indication of true friendship.

"Hey Macie wanna come over?" -Steve
"Yeah Steve, hold on lemme just poop first." -Macie
"Ah shit alright come back soon!" -Steve
"I might be a while, that burrito is gonna give me some killer Montezuma's Revenge." -Macie
"I'm so glad we just surpassed the Poop Threshold. I love you" -Steve

by stevied2303 February 11, 2015

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pooped a balloon

To poop a balloon is to place drugs into a balloon, eat the balloon, cross the border, and poop the balloon out later. This was used on an episode of The Office (US) in which Dwight interrogates everyone after finding a joint in the parking lot. (Episode written by Jennifer Celotta and directed by Greg Daniels.)

I pooped a balloon.

by beemer052789 July 10, 2008

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Poop Stew

When you shit and it comes out not very solid, so it mixes in with the water. This is the form of poop that is edible.

Hey Daniel, have you tried Matt's poop stew? It's perfect temperature!

by NibbaShii October 28, 2019

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poop grenade

This is the result of explosive diarrhea - it looks like a poop grenade detonated!

What a mess in here did a poop grenade go off?

by I, Wreckerrr December 24, 2020

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poop rake

A penis with a head that is much wider than its shaft. The intended image is of feces being scraped or "raked" from an anus upon withdrawal of the penis during and after anal sex.

I don't want no small ones...and don't gimme that damned poop rake either.

Mine's kind of a poop rake, if I don't clean up right away there's shit everywhere.

by SouthSt.Louis February 27, 2007

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