orchard rhino

When you ram head first into the puss with an apple on your mouth. Lodging the apple up a girls vagina.

Dude I gave that bitxh Martha an orchard rhino last night. Now she needs to keep it up there so she can make an apple pussy pie.

by orangeglazeelf1234 March 19, 2016

orchard rhino

An orchard rhino is an idiot who is totally out of place and generally retarded.

This kid is trying to find soup at a hardware store. What an orchard rhino!

by buttermybuttandcallmeabiscuit April 1, 2016

Orca porker

A gentleman who prefers sexual congress with big boned ladies or, indeed, men. A chubby chaser.

"Oh man, look at her! She's got more cushion for the pushin'!"
"Dude, you're such an Orca porker."

by watsonp November 17, 2016

orchestrastep

A subgenere of Dubstep utilizing orchestral instruments like violins etc.

I love this new Orchestrastep song!

by Fandyus January 26, 2017

orcutting

The act of falling off the back of a fire truck by accident.

Man did you see Bob orcutting himself?!

by Fireman1992 June 18, 2018

Orchard

A hairy man who spends to long on the toilet and loves dogs a bit too much and has George Michael and a bit camp

Orchard (Gay) likes men

(Define).

(Camp)

(Pedo)

by Official News April 8, 2017

Orcasm

The act of lying about an orgasm

Logan's short penis gave her a orcasm.

by Zarnas May 25, 2017