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sitting on a couch

It happens usually when there's nobody around and you're in a dark room. Most likely, soon after you sit on the couch you will ask "Helloooo?" to make sure truly nobody is in the room. On occasion, someone will crack up laughing at your stupidity and give away their hiding place.
Example 1:

Person 1: "I'm just going to sit on this couch now.....helloooo?"

Person 2: "......HAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAH"

Example 2:

Person 1(on the phone): Yo man, I'm sitting on a couch right now. ... wait up,...hello???

Person 2: (on the other line): "ok then.."

Person 3(hiding): "AHAHAHHAHA YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT"
by icecoldmasta January 2, 2009
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Ass couching

When you tired and you just chilling on the couch watching TV.
Bernard had a long, hard day so now he’s ass couching.”
by Mando76 April 24, 2021
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couch culture

sick of “it” kids. they are all attractive, talented , ethereal, i want to be them. based on my research the group consists of : Lincoln ferrin, Eli Utley, Owen Maple, Owen Gladwell, Aiden Andrade, Kalei Medeiros, Bryce (y’a girl couldn’t find da last name ) , & Parker Hayford. Couch Culture is a religion. #kissingmoms.
Dude Couch Culture is a religion , and everyone in that group is so attractive.
by ilikehoneybunchesofoats October 19, 2020
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Couch crunch

Sexual position involving a couch, and requiring excellent quadriceps and gluteal musclat stamina
Why go to the gym when you can do couch crunches with your girlfriend?
by OhFunkmaster June 12, 2016
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Couch Whoring

Similar to scoping out attractive individuals at the mall, campus, etc., but done from one's couch by swooning over celebrity men or women on TV or in the movies.
"I was couch whoring it up today watching a ton of Matt Damon and Mark Wahlberg movies."
by philozopher99 January 22, 2012
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green couch

The act of, slapping tacos out of said people's mouths
Slap the taco out ya mouth, "green couch"
- Action Bronson
by Delt one May 4, 2018
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Couch fire

A cluster-fuck of events that spiral out of hand
"Shit Matthew it's like a couch fire!"
by Yeetazoid February 23, 2020
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