Tapes

Adjective. Something that is not very good (its shit)

This football game is tapes. I'd rather shove a pineapple up my arse. Tapes.

by Toonkiwi March 7, 2020

Flex tape

This thing can literally fix anything! It could have probably stopped the Titanic from sinking, too bad Alan Swift wasn't alive.. unless 🤔

Person 1: Dude I got some flex tape and it can fix anything!
Person 2: No way! Can it fix my life?
Person 1: I'm afraid not...
Person 2: Dang it.

by Apersonthathasnothingbettertod April 12, 2020

brush, tuck, and tape

Brushing your teeth and flossing.

brush, tuck, and tape in the morning.

by TKOZZZ March 13, 2024

Flex tape

A tape type of product from flex seal™, mostly known from the two videos of jontron; "waterproofing my life with FLEX TAPE - Jontron" and "FLEX TAPE II: the flexening - Jontron". The company has made many commercials and Phil Swift is in most of them telling us the many used of flex tape. It can instantly bond in to almost anything and can stop any leak. Plus, some of them even work underwater!

Phil: Flex tape is super strong and when Its on, it holds on tight!
Jon: *shook* no Phil you're super strong.

by Pixel41 December 18, 2018

A large mobi wiener with tape

A dildo with tape

I have a A large mobi wiener with tape

by A large mobi wiener with tape December 25, 2020

Texas Tape&Float

Running a males head through the first layer of dry wall while riding him during sex. Placing a pillow and not losing momentum while he is knocked unconscious.

I think that Texas Tape&Float left you a mark

by TexasTape&FloatVictim February 6, 2024

fuct-taped

A high level of being fucked; especially used when you feel surrounded or stuck to whatever is screwing you over.

Dude, I forgot my history binder at school; I have a quiz and an essay due tomorrow. I am so fuct-taped.

by Jordan K-M October 29, 2009