Noncetart

Horny teenagers who still think saying things like 'I slid into your mum last night' 'I fucked your mum last night' is relevant.

Me: I feel happy
Noncetart: Hahahaha you weren't when I slid into your mum last night
Me: Oh fuck off you silly little noncetart

by HullSimplibus April 25, 2019

nonce

big fucking stroking nonce: somebody that it a child predator and tortures children if they dont fuck em

hey run its a nonce

by Skkshsofnc May 19, 2019

Nonce

Someone who wanks over children

Jack Cole was caught again wanking over his nephew. That Nonce cunts at it again)

by Cowfields May 24, 2019

Nonce

The person reading this

"You sir, are a nonce"

by Thot Patrol 69 May 31, 2019

nonce

a pedo

that George Pell bloke is a real nonce

by Wadlow June 6, 2019

Nonce

An absolute melt of a person who you don’t like. Normally a Dave Francis or Sam Smith.

Fuck off Dave you nonce.

by Nathydizzlesizzle June 7, 2019

Nonce

Someone who deliberately plays for snookers in a fun pairs game.

Dave and Jack are nonces for slotting the white in behind the black.

by Nonceynonce55 June 13, 2019