When you and your father secretly perform homosexual cunnilingus under the guise of manual labor.
Hold on and give me a little while. my dad is helping me hang a shelf.
by SloppySeals January 26, 2024
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potato-helping

Attempting to alleviate a situation by being of help, but instead making no impact or making the situation worse.
A: Hey, I remember you talked about that problem with your boyfriend, so I went ahead and asked him about it. He was kinda stand-offish, but I managed to get your point across.

B: You did WHAT? OK, look, I appreciate how much energy you put into that, but you're really potato-helping right now. This is going to make talking to him harder.

A: Oh, I didn't realize. I'm sorry.
by Roselle Corin July 03, 2023
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will u help me hide a body?

Its asking if you want to help me hide a body which refers to having smacked someone very very hard...
Will u help me hide a body?
ehhh no
Come on it's laying there just on the floor
"runs away"
by Antipekka May 15, 2024
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NAFTA helps Shrek

Getting rid of of Nafta hurts the environment and the swamp destroying his natural habitat, therefore causing him to die. If he dies we can't praise him , and that causes 100 million people to commit suicide
NAFTA helps Shrek and makes me happy.
by Osama Bin Laden 02 June 08, 2018
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help me funk

To help a person get incredibly horny to the point that they explode into a ball of lumpy chodes. This is usually done with a banana.
Could you help me funk
by lord_fabulous November 27, 2015
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A cry for help

You had better hope not.
Hym "Hey, can we stop pretending that you all wouldn't be singing an entirely different tune if you had ended up scraping some little girl brain up off of some linoleum or fishing some whore out of a bathtub? You know that's what you're doing right? Pretending. Pretending that you wouldn't be doing a VERY different version of pretending you hadn't seen this. Too the grave. That's where you would have taken this. Someone would have told you about the shooting and you would feint ignorance 'Oh, man, that's terrible somebody should have stopped that guy. We need to get rid of guns or protect our kids better.' But the 'somebody' is YOU and you don't have to take the guns away OR protect your kids better. You just have to not be a piece of shit. If this was 'a cry for help' can you really even say you care about things like that? Look at your solutions to problems in life. 'Someone else should have to do something about that.' You're doing 'the work' and have no responsibility to anyone else. THEY have the responsibility to everyone and themselves... To make your reality more pleasant (peripherally) so that you don't quite have to feel so bad..."
by Hym Iam October 03, 2023
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Godless help

Godless help defines a situation where an unintelligent person with strong atheistic beliefs tries to mock other religions with the usage of ''scientific proof'' without checking the source of said proof.
Katy only brings Godless help on Facebook
by punrigby November 22, 2021
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