Helping the Brother-in-Law

The ultimate excuse used to bail on social commitments, especially when the truth is as plain as the night sky. It's the go-to cover story for ditching your friends, particularly for occasions that require your presence, like a best friend's birthday bash.

A modern-day Cinderella story with a twist: instead of turning into a pumpkin, one mysteriously vanishes to "assist the brother-in-law" and magically ends up in the Land of Nod. Known for its effectiveness in evoking both disbelief and laughter among friends, who are well aware of the impending slumber party for one.

"Dude, did you hear? Gia pulled a 'Helping the Brother-in-Law' on us last night and missed the entire party. We found him snoring on Discord, playing Apex Legends."

by gialosbordeli March 5, 2024

HEEELP! HELP MEEEE! HEEEELP!

When you're holding a chick-fil-a milkshake but your mind gets cursed with the knowledge of a god

You already know I'm obsessed with it, I can't get enough. Back with another milk- HEEELP! HELP MEEEE! HEEEELP!

by personrealofficialtrue May 8, 2025

help

When u scream help that means your fine and DON'T need help

HELP i'm haveing a good day

by 10001110101010101 January 24, 2022

HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)

used by people on tiktok as a reaction to a mildly funny tiktok that apon reading will instatly make the video unfunny.

"BRO HELP IM SHITTING (random object/thing)"
"i can guarentee you typed this with a straight face shut up"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

Help

What many people assume to be a calling for assistance

A: help me!
B: I think not my dear fellow, what you need is a jolly good bit of booze.

by TheLonelyCroissant April 12, 2021

Help

1.) An expression used the urgent assistance from someone.
2.) When something is funny, comparable to "LMAO", "ROFL" and "I'm dying"

Jake: Charles fell down the stairs while trying to outrace a slinky and I think he broke something
Amy: HELP!
Charles (in distance): HELP

by Truimens January 20, 2024

Help!

The fifth studio album of the Beatles released in 1965. Also the soundtrack to the movie of the same name. The album features singles such as Help! and Yesterday.

The Beatles album Help! is one of my favourite albums!

by Joergen1942 June 4, 2022