guacamole mommy moment

when the guacamole has chucks of your mother in it.

(me:) Wow is this guacamole is amazing -- what is in it? (maker:) Well you see it's a guacamole mommy moment! (me:) Oh wow!

by Guacamole Maker October 17, 2019

big mommy milkers

meiles big mommy milkers
thats it
thats the definition

'big mommy milkers'

by yewejjjjjjjjjweihgegielged December 20, 2020

mommy im hungry

An old vine that used to be used a lot back in 2012 but now it's just... pathetic

Random kid who thinks he is being cool: MOMMY IM HUNGRYYYYYYYYYYY!

by Hahoteemgirl April 10, 2017

Ur Mommy Gay

You mom so gay that when she took a gay test she got the top score

Ur Mommy Gay lol 👊🏿

by s u c k m y d i c September 22, 2018

ya mommies boy

1. a saying from the video game: "worms world party" it was said by your enemy when you dug yourself under ground or trapped an enemies worm. They would say "ya mommies boy!" calling you a coward for doing so

ya mommies boy!.............. ............... ..........

by wiz4rd December 7, 2006

Bang mommy

A princess that is tired of being a princess.

She was a bang mommy to her 12 year old short king, and he was always in her tent awaiting her support, even though his mother and father wondered how their kidnapped son was doing, as did his friends and other people that knew him did.

by The Original Agahnim November 5, 2021

fun-sized mommy

The sexiest chick you'll ever fucking see, she'll burn your eyes just by looking at her. She's even sexier than Marigold! Her white drooping pussyflaps are the sexiest size. Her nice sweaty pussy fits the just perfect girth and length of your cock, she's perfect. Her white titties are full of fun, she will come home every night from work just to slightly barely unbutten her shirt to show the tops of her tits, she will make you turn on brighter than the fucking sun. Your dick fits in her cleaveage perfectly, just making it the perfect conditions to cum so far in her throat. She will have you dominate you like a country in WW2. She will ride you SO HARD you will shoot your cum up her gaping white butthole like Hitler shooting the Americans. She will dominate you, she wants you, and you... whoever reading this, deserve the world.

Hey Midas, hows your wife, Marigold?
Me: Oh, Her, Yaah, I found myself a fun-sized mommy last night and I fucking owned that pussy like a monopoly plot.
Hmmm... I'm kinda jealous

Me: Oh you... wanna play??

Her: Oh fun! Whadd'ya have?

Me: *lip bites while blushing*
Her: Ohhh... that game... *strips*

Me: My dick will fit! FUCKIN' FIT I MEAN!

Her: OooooOoOooOOooh Daddy harder... Ohhhhh *squirts*

Me: Well I was gonna make a sextape but I nutted so fast it's a gif. Oh well...

by ☆★Midas★☆ February 3, 2022