critikally moist

Critikally moist is "moist critikally"

It means charlie has made u nut to the max.

For example :
I remember when Charlie made me "critikally moist" to the max.

by iammoist April 22, 2023

Moist

A yaniv will usually use this word, and he will usually use it in situations that he has nothing to say/bored/something interesting happend.

Rona: Wow this is so cool!
Yaniv: Moist.

by MoistLord420 February 21, 2020

Moist

A derogatory (UK slang) word used to describe someone who behaves in a ‘lame’ or cowardly way, usually among males.

Post 2011: “you’re wet”

Pre-2011: “you’re/that’s moist”

“Why you hanging out with him? He’s moist”
“You’re bare moist”
“ I don’t chat to them… they’re too moist for man”
“He didn’t say nothing back… moist bre”

by Kim2k9 February 18, 2024

Moist Milly

An act similar to a wet willy, wherein a woman places her finger into her vagina before inserting it into an adversary's ear.

My girlfriend gave me a moist milly... I think I'm gay now.

by Archmageous April 14, 2022

Half past moist

1: When it is not quite raining but water is falling at more than a sprinkle or a drizzle..

2: After a girl already climaxed and is still wet

"She's in a daze and still half past moist, I'm going back in!"

by Human_cum August 25, 2016

Moist

An adjective to the word 'cool', 'rad' or 'lit' that can be used to describe something popular or interesting

Boy 1: Bro i just passed my driver's test!!
Boy 2: Dude wow that's so moist!!

by B1ackwhirlwind January 5, 2019

Moist

A girl who try’s to impress herself in front of a lad by being rude to her friends and putting them down often will have the name: Chloe, Amber,Jess,Katie. Be careful with these girls, they will bring you down

Chloe is so moist
Omg i know she was so rude to you just to impress dan

by jjjackkk December 12, 2019