Modern Coffee

The concept of taking excellent products and curating exceptional experiences

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by anonymous December 10, 2020

pre-est modernism

When God was thinking about creating Himself; as far from postest modernism as 3 superlative terms.

Pre-est modernism is the only concept as equally offensive to both Christians as it is to atheists.

by PoonForce2 February 18, 2010

modern-day cigarettes

Pejorative slang for sitting for prolonged periods of time

I can't believe I've been binge-watching for six hours straight—talk about modern-day cigarettes! I need to get up and stretch.

by Emotional Cruiser October 7, 2025

Modern baby names

A name for a new born always containing at least 1 x or z in it. Usually took either 8 months + 20 days, or 5 minutes. Also these names are always stupid. These monstrosities also may contain more Y’s then necessary.

I don’t understand stand the obsession with these Modern baby names. Stop naming your kids after a serial killer.
-Me

Oh cool, how about I name my kid Jackson, but spelt like Jaxxynne, to give it that modern baby name twist.

by RyanTheFox June 14, 2021

modernization

a word academics use to confuse people and distinguish their knowledge

Academic: "The modernization of society"
Person: "Oh yeah like the rise of tech and stuff"
Academic: "No you imbecile, modernization of society"

by kjhbkhbkjbnkjbkbkb September 20, 2022

Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare

One of the only good COD games alongside Black Ops 1, 2, and 3, and Modern Warfare 2.

Let's go play some Call Of Duty 4: Modern Warfare on the Xbox!

by Maya Butreeks March 21, 2021

Modern Racism

Joseph/Devin

See that mofo Joseph over there he’s basically modern racism

by Datboyvibeintonmuch December 7, 2023