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Minnesota Snow Angel

A game played by Minnesotans during the winter. It is generally played by Minnesota white boys who jump into a hot jacuzzi, and then proceed to run out and jump face down into the snow to see who lasts the longest.
John: What are you guys doin?!

Mike: Seeing who gets hypothermia by doing a Minnesota Snow Angel!
by Theeman4407 January 2, 2013
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Minnesota Snow Globe

An act performed at the climax of penetration of any orifice. The male pulls out, pulls the females hair/head back, and vigoursly ejaculates on her face whilst shaking his hips and her head; creating a fresh, snowfall appearance upon the the face and chest."
"Dude, last night I met up with Nikki and yada yada whoopty whoop... By the end of it, I hit her with a Minnesota Snow Globe!"
by LoSGaReBeAr April 25, 2023
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Minnesota Salad

Generally a marshmallow and jello based salad with carrot shavings and orange slices. It usually sits behind a deli counter glass window. It never gets ordered but because it’s company policy to carry this ridiculous salad: they just keep it rotating in the deli case for weeks. It has a long shelf life due to all that sugar and jello. Mostly appeals to old people or Mormon potlucks.
Deli clerk: “Would you be in interested in a Minnesota salad?”
Customer: “god no! It looks like it’s a few months old!”
by Twunk102 February 15, 2024
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Minnesota Luggage Rack

Leaving a pile of snow on top of your car to blow and fall off in the middle of traffic.
Mom had to report to work on time despite the weather she left with a large Minnesota luggage rack.
by Steinerwoodwork July 9, 2025
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Minnesota Funeral Home

When you bang a dead person in a coffin on a frozen lake.
I wanna do something crazy this weekend. Let’s drive up north and perform a Minnesota Funeral Home.
by Hail Steven January 7, 2021
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Minnesota somersault

The sexual act of folding the penis in half and proceeding to have anal, oral, or vaginal sex with the folded penis
"Dude I totally banged her using the minnesota somersault last night."
by Big cock Calvin April 6, 2020
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Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob in an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake
1: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night?
2: No what?
1: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in a fishing hut last night.
by anonymous November 17, 2020
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