Minnesota brain freeze

Getting a blowjob in an ice fishing hut on a frozen lake

1: Hey did you hear what happened to steve last night?
2: No what?
1: He got a Minnesota brain freeze from sally in a fishing hut last night.

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Minnesota Mouthtrap

A common practice in Minnesota, wherein a person sticks their lingual organ into a receiving participant's anal sphincter, while the receiver subsequently flexes their sphincter muscles to actively clamp the engaged person's tongue. This results in the engaging participant's mouth to be stuck around the anal orifice.

Peter from St. Paul, really liked Betty's backside and asked her if she'd like to try the Minnesota Mouthtrap.

by Tomtombomb85 February 7, 2025

Minnesota Cowgirl

A girl from the north of the US but likes country music. Generally regarded as a bitch.

Person 1: “Sammy is such a Minnesota Cowgirl”
Person 2: “No, she’s a bitch”
Person 1&2 “Both”

by Dickshunaree Eckspert July 5, 2021

Minnesota Renville

A woman who engages in group and lesbian sex, whilst fooling her boyfriend into thinking that it’s only he she’s fucking. This type of women is hysterical and if she gives birth to your baby in the county of Anoka, she’ll use witchery to fool the judge into thinking that you are crazy whilst all the while, it’s actually her that’s as crazy as a loon.

Have you ever gone on a date with a Minnesota Renville? Oh you have? Did you notice the bruises and redness all around her lady parts? Whatever you do, don’t knock her up because she is so evil as to purposely keep the father out of the child’s life.

by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 27, 2019

Minnesota Ranch Cup

When 2 or more men climax in a cup and dip their penis tips in it

Hey there bud, we’re gonna have a Minnesota Ranch Cup sesh later. Wanna join?

by Panty-and-stocking-themed-foot December 6, 2024

Minnesota Mullet

When you’re hitting her from behind, pull her hair with one hand, then quickly grab the clippers and shave the hair from the top of her head, and finally pour a Coors light all over her.

I gave that girl the ole Minnesota mullet last night!

by CallMeChaos13 March 19, 2024

Minnesota Car Wash

When your car gets sprayed from snow from another vehicle not properly cleaned

I was driving down the interstate when I got a Minnesota Car Wash.

by Supwititdoe February 3, 2022