A woman who engages in group and lesbian sex, whilst fooling her boyfriend into thinking that it’s only he she’s fucking. This type of women is hysterical and if she gives birth to your baby in the county of Anoka, she’ll use witchery to fool the judge into thinking that you are crazy whilst all the while, it’s actually her that’s as crazy as a loon.
Have you ever gone on a date with a Minnesota Renville? Oh you have? Did you notice the bruises and redness all around her lady parts? Whatever you do, don’t knock her up because she is so evil as to purposely keep the father out of the child’s life.
by EVERHEARDOFRODNEYKING? July 28, 2019
A fisherman who has trouble catching fish in the cold winter season in Florida. After several failed attempts they have to rely on milking their cold Willy to catch the swimmers they disperse.
Yeah, he’s been fishing for the past few weeks with no luck. Looks like he’s going to have to be a Minnesota milkman now.
by LilJiggyP February 22, 2025
When two uncircumcised males meet at a bar and dock each other with their uncircumcised dicks. Docking is very well known in the state of Minnesota. It's their secret handshake.
Charles loves to meet new men at the bar in Minnetonka. Hes always greets you with the Minnesota Handshake
by Minnesota Meat Locker December 29, 2023
Creating a warm, fresh turd or piece of fecal matter that is then held in your hand to prevent frostbite.
by Giggling_santa February 11, 2025