Mexican Bandit

It's a sexual position in which the girl (or the person receiving) is blindfolded, and just before ejaculation, the person giving pulls out and pours Tabasco sauce into the receiving hole and runs away.

Julie was put into the hospital yesterday.
Really? How come?
Rob pulled a Mexican Bandit on her and she got a nasty infection.

by anonisaur August 30, 2010

Mexican Kayak

Sexual term. It's when a man with a mustache lays on his back in a bathtub of water while his female partner sits on him to have intercourse. What makes this so special is all the while, she is holding a ping pong paddle in each hand and slapping the water in a swimming motion.

see definition of Mexican Kayak

by Wordsarefunny June 19, 2009

Mexican Redbut

The act of crapping so much the next day after spicy food from a mexican joint that your asshole is red and sore, almost making it impossible to wipe properly or walk normal

That burrito with habanero peppers gave me a serious bout of mexican redbut the next morning. It hurt so bad after the third shit I couldnt even wipe. At the end of the day I had to throw my underwear away because of the minor assbleeding and shit stains

by The Blueman September 19, 2009

Mexican Fleshlight

The sexual act of penetrating a ground beef burrito to simulate anal sex. The beef burrito best reprisents anal sex due to the shape of the bottom of a burrito, and the ground beef inside which feels like feces.

I've been so lonely since Katrina dumped me. she was the only girl who would let me have anal sex with her. Last night I was soo lonely i fucked a mexican fleshlight

by EmCeeGeever July 10, 2010

mexican toppings

when you shove your dick so far down her throat she vomits blood and bits of food, therefore being Mexican salsa/toppings

Person 1: Guess what i gave Stacey yesterday
Person 2: Mexican toppings?
Person 1: HELL YEAH!

by mexican hammer time May 20, 2015

Mexican Wasp

Hispanic white man that thinks he is from Saudi Arabia and produces honey from his small stinger.

The Mexican wasp was not allowed to enter MUN because of his micro stinger.

by pornistwankist February 20, 2018

Mexican Stroke

The act of drinking so much on a Mexican vacation, that you pass out on a lounge chair near a body of water, requiring a Mexican waiter to dump diet beverages over your head to make it back to your hotel room.

Ned had a Mexican stroke, and Pablo had to dump a diet Coke on his head to wake him up, then he slept in his plate of spaghetti at dinner.

by Gooch Lickner September 18, 2011