Mental Lubrication

The use of intelligent and interesting fact-filled conversation to entice a member of the opposite sex. When used effectively, potential partners will only stop the conversant when they go in for a kiss.

His mental lubrication was so effective that their discussion of war strategy and post-modern architecture got his girlfriend so horny he didn't even get a chance to tell her about steam locomotives from the 1880s.

by plettster February 25, 2020

Stray-mentality

(noun)
1. A harmonious and balanced state of mind...you know it when you're in it.
2. In the zone.

1. Rick: "Dang, I've thrown 3 interceptions already this game." Mike: "You're not using the stray-mentality."
2. "Stray-mentality all day in that job interview...I dominated!"

by VP4Life February 15, 2010

Mental Crabs

A highly contagious Emotional STD contracted by caring too much about a parasitic person who cares very little about you and far too much about themselves. Mental Crabs can give a person the feeling that their heart and brain have been drained yet they have the desire to allow the parasitic person to continue feeding off of them. The only way to treat Mental Crabs is to sever all contact with the parasitic person and cleanse the heart and mind with the company of positive, caring, loving people.

I broke up with him because he was giving me a bad case of Mental Crabs.

by MakeajokeItmakesitbetter January 23, 2013

mental nuggets

useful or thought-provoking lyrics

Dan : Ima throw some mental nuggets at you
Luke : Gawsh!

by DaNYaaHL August 25, 2007

Podcast Mentality

The Podcast Mentality is when you think your conversations with your friends are funny so you suggest making a podcast with them.

Casey: That's why the chicken crossed the road.
Alex: That's a good one Casey, we should make a podcast.
Casey: Everyone has funny conversations, you just have the Podcast Mentality.

by Simon44cool August 10, 2020

mental wedgie

Ya know when someone sneaks up behind a person and give them a wedgie? Sarcasm can be just like that, but called a mental wedgie!

Oh is that really the way you want the world to see you?

by Robin R July 3, 2004

Mental Whore

A Girl who is not incense a traditional whore, but in a way get the same mental rush from flirting with guys. usually leading them on until she gets her fix and moves on...

"Just because she goes to church every sunday and has a purity ring dosent mean she is not a mental whore!"

"The Smack a hoe movement should include keeping the mental whore down by not giving them what they want."

by RustyPineApple March 7, 2008