by meme lord 1999 December 21, 2016
Get the matthew swinarski mug.Matthews mum is a huge, whale sized human that comes from west Wales, UK.
Every fat joke you have heard of was written about her!
Not only is she huge, she has a pussy the size of the bat cave, which also is cold and wet!
Matthews mum also had a sexual size - she is described of having a 6 cock mouth and as a result of the amount of blokes that has been in her - the virginal grip of a dying mans hand shake.
If you see Mattews mum - it is compulsory to fuck her, but be careful - you may be confused by wether you fuck her or climb inside and row her!
Every fat joke you have heard of was written about her!
Not only is she huge, she has a pussy the size of the bat cave, which also is cold and wet!
Matthews mum also had a sexual size - she is described of having a 6 cock mouth and as a result of the amount of blokes that has been in her - the virginal grip of a dying mans hand shake.
If you see Mattews mum - it is compulsory to fuck her, but be careful - you may be confused by wether you fuck her or climb inside and row her!
Boy 1 - Look the size of that Whale!
Boy 2 - That’s not a Whale, that’s Matthews mum!
Boy 1 - No way! Right we have to fuck her, but there is 6 of us
Boy 2 - It’s okay - she has a 6 cock mouth
Boy 2 - That’s not a Whale, that’s Matthews mum!
Boy 1 - No way! Right we have to fuck her, but there is 6 of us
Boy 2 - It’s okay - she has a 6 cock mouth
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Great channel to play music for kick backs.
Great channel to play music for kick backs.
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Get the Matthew Chavez mug.Matthew ryan is the best guy you will ever meet he is cute and caring. But u will have a crush on him and he will have no idea. He is smart but clueless when I comes to girls
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Get the Matthew Robinson mug.When you are late pretty much everywhere you go, but when you arrive at the destination or event that you are late to, everyone at said event or destination that has been blowing up your phone asking and wondering where you are and why you are so late (again), is no where near being ready to participate in the aforementioned event.
Dude, yeah, I know I was an hour late to my wedding, but of course when I got there half of you were not even ready yet. All I saw were thumbs in belt loops while you were working on beer #5. Such a typical Matthew Duffy, if you ask me.
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