Matthew Roth

That one druggie high school dropout who's really smart but really fucking dumb at the same time. He's a huge crackhead, and is probably high on ten different drugs as we speak. He goes by "Matt" and likes to surf with his girlfriend named Sara but can barely catch a wave. His alcohol tolerance is ridiculously high and he should have died a really long time ago. Even though he's 18, he lives with his parents and works at a couple nerd jobs which help him earn the money to take his girlfriend to dinner so he doesn't have to steal it. If you meet Matthew in person, he will probably try to sell you some stolen vodka and cheap crack- beware.

I was hanging out with Matt Roth the other day. Did you know that the first time he smoked weed was when he was 5?

Have you heard of that kid Matthew who dropped out last year? What a fucking crackhead.
ABC news: High schooler: "Matthew Roth" streaks across a local football field for clout.

by shitrabbit November 21, 2019

Ethan Matthews

very weird likes to make weird noises to promote how gay he is. He is a huge flirt with both genders, whos a humble man that ain't no esh because I realised he's straighter than my spaghetti and pasta. He likes solving math equations which involve triangles, it makes me think of pizza. His hair is worse than my fucking pass class. His dandruff falls down quicker than my grades. He apparently works out every day but he's skinnier than my penis. His tie is longer than my penis LEARN HOW TO TIE A TIE. thx for reading xo

Girl 1 - HIS PENIS IS SO SKINNY!
Girl 2 - IT MUST BE ETHAN MATTHEWS!

by dmdmdjkddkwjnfjfecjnnbewk June 19, 2019

matthew swinarski

one who is kind smart and nice to people

Dude you are a matthew swinarski

by meme lord 1999 December 21, 2016

Matthew Chavez

A YouTube channel with 200,000 subscribers and live streams Lil Peep and a lot of chill music 24/7/
Great channel to play music for kick backs.

Play that Lil Peep 24/7 Radio from Matthew Chavez

by Peep4Ever June 22, 2020

Matthew James

(v) A ginger of epic proportions, fiery personality. Has the ability to fuck up a shot from any angle and distance.
Has been known to ruin any and all attempts at making a hookah (hub)

Holy shit Shaun you really had a Matthew James on goal there.

You can't smoke a Matthew James without losing a bit of soul.

by Greggle April 19, 2018

Hosea Matthews

he's very skeptical about things and likes to help with the planning, he's also very kind and caring

omg he made me coffee???? that's a Hosea Matthews move right there

by WeAreNotCriminalsWeAreOutlaws November 20, 2021

matthew sturniolo

matthew sturniolo is a good reason to live. a reason to smile. i reason to be happy.

matthew sturniolo is my happiness

by Uwugirl191935 April 17, 2023