Oh Shit Maneuver

The "Oh Shit Maneuver" is a popular driving maneuver that is performed while the driver's vehicle is on a collision course with a large, outside force. The maneuver is properly executed by quickly observing the current situation, followed by loudly exclaiming "OH SHIT", and then rapidly rotating the steering wheel in an attempt to avoid disaster.

To perform the "Oh Shit Maneuver":

Step 1. Observe that ten deer have just frolicked out of the woods and onto the road.

Step 2. Exclaim "OH SHIT"

Step 3. frantically turn the wheel and/or stomp on the brakes to avoid accidents.

by DinosaurzFTW December 1, 2011

UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver)

The act of visual surveillance and clue-finding to avoid the urinal that was just used, thereby avoiding the urine cloud of the previous pisser.

When a dude is washing his hands when I enter the restroom, I employ UCAM (Urine Cloud Avoidance Maneuver) to scan the urinals for the flush trails of the most recently flushed urinal. That's the one to avoid. I see the flush trail, I use the other urinal. If I'm not paying attention, or have no choice because its busy, the nasty odor of some other guy's urine cloud just hangs and it's worse than walking into a spider web.

by MarkusEverest April 19, 2013

undergrip snakejaw maneuver

Firmly but gently open the jaw manually

She was biting down so i I had to use the undergrip snakejaw maneuver.

by sirsword June 26, 2014

butt sex maneuver

When you basically go in from the back and you insert your dick hardly into the asshole and then you can maneuver the girl.

Uberduber butt sex maneuver!

by Uberdangerous June 16, 2016

The "No return" maneuver

When you're bored in class or at dinner, and start leaning back in your chair, but you do it a bit too far and reach the point of "no return". At this point you fall flat on your arse, while everyone is laughing at you, because everyone noticed the ear-deafening bang you created falling.

Also can be applied to when you're busting a nut.

When we were sitting at dinner, Shaniqua was bored and was leaning back, and she leaned back too far and suddenly she reached the point of no return, and fell.

I've reached the point of no return, I'm about to nut

I couldn't submit this without defining the word, so The "No return" maneuver means falling on your ass while sitting in a chair.

by QDodger1337 January 25, 2019

Heinz-Leonard maneuver

The act of fisting someone by using both hands filling most, if not all available holes.

Did you hear Heinz fisted both of lenoards ass-holes he gave him to old Heinz-Leonard maneuver

by killercut20 January 8, 2021

the slipknot maneuver

while the penis is flaccid, you are able to bend and twist it into a knot, either for sexual pleasure or curiosity.

"yea man, she gave me the slipknot maneuver last night, hurt like hell."

by dreadwood March 8, 2021