Glazed Munchkin

When you cum on someone's doorknob.

He glazed munchkins my house.

by The Glazer February 11, 2023

Silly Munchkin

A name for a cute person you show affection to

I just love Jack! He’s such a silly munchkin

by jlovepmj October 19, 2023

Dutch Munchkin

The act of anally inflating an irish midget with hyena semen (LIVE SEMEN.), meanwhile an apprentice defecates on said midget’s face.

Josh: see that midget over there?
frank: yeah, why?
josh: i gave em a Dutch Munchkin
frank: what the fuck josh

by Les Vondoo, on xbox live. March 23, 2024

punchin yo munchkin

jerking off

QUIT PUNCHIN YO MUNCHKIN

by BRAKOZA June 30, 2015

Fuzzy Shit Munchkin

When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.

"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad

"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son

by BoschDaddy May 4, 2020

munchine

people who have the munchies, a condition which one gets after smoking weed in which they are very hungry, wonder aimlessly into delis, restuarants and markets to get snackfood to feed their 'hunger'
have glazed eyes, slow reactions, mechanical technicalities

the munchines marched aimlessly into the deli, grabbing twinkies, 99 cent chips and arizona ice teas

by swilllly March 4, 2009

muschinske

a guy that has short blonde hair and wears his girlfriends smiley face earings. he also can't stop making that damn duckface. he might think it's gorgeous, but that's only because it is. not really. mmm cookies

poop muschinske.

by heyguyswhatsupi'mlame April 6, 2010