Mississippi six pack

Loading up your hands and pockets with beers to get through an event.

Carl came through with a Mississippi six pack at last call.

by Grip-Tober April 25, 2017

Mississippi Windshield Wiper

When doing a girl doggystyle you pick one leg up up then reach under and rub her clit like a windshield wiper on full power.

I tried the Mississippi Windshield Wiper out on my ol lady last night and caught a leg cramp after and we both had to rehydrate for a few hours

by Coondog000 April 29, 2021

mississippi fruit basket

When you have an orgy with many inter-racial people of whom you are related to

I sure loved the Mississippi fruit basket last thanksgiving

by Perphurdle May 20, 2019

Mississippi Mud Pie

It's when a guy is butt fucking a woman and pulls out and gives her a mouthful of mud pie(shitty dick)she licks the spoon clean until he fills her mouth with whip cream(jizz)

Hey, Sarah popped I your sister's cherry pie last night and gave her a Mississippi Mud Pie for dessert. Ummmm..my favorite!

by MarkAnthony512 June 05, 2020

Mississippi Mud Hop

The act of a male entering a restroom intending to urinate only to discover a dire need to defecate, then reverting to an emergency dropping of the pants and mounting the toilet without turning around. This must all be done midstream.

"Dude, totally went in there to take a piss when, BAM! Hit me. Had to shit. Pulled a Mississippi Mud Hop just in time."

by Shin Wu Crippler February 03, 2012

Mississippi milk dud

Deliberately transitioning from toilet to shower without wiping, for the purpose of leaving a grape-sized turd tangled within the shower drain.

My wife’s sister is such a bit*h . I can’t wait to visit her house for the holidays, I’ll be sure to gift her a Mississippi milk dud the day that we leave .

by Brazen Bandit December 15, 2021

Mississippi Long River

When ya chick shits on yo dick.

My girl Mississippi Long Rivered me last night.

by frellepolo October 09, 2019