meanderthal

Noun
1. An incredibly slow person.

2. Someone who walks or drives erratically and very slowly.

Look at that guy. Going 45 in the left lane. He's such a meanderthal.

by JHockeyWhat? May 20, 2014

measurebate

Jerking off over numbers; getting excited about product specs/features.

Many people (especially guys) get excited about specs vs performance. "Dude, it's got 500 cubic inches of power" or "It can play HEVC."

vs someone who cares about what something actually does instead.

John's measurebating over his new iPhone 6. He won't have it for a week but he's all excited over how much better it is than his Galaxy S3.

"That dude is a total measurebator. He never actually drives a car, he just reads magazines and talks about big engines."

He prefers to measurebate over the magazine instead of actually using the product.

by Videogeek September 16, 2014

meanderthal

a person who meanders through a parking lot or cross walk oblivious to the car or cars that are waiting for him

Oh no, looks like we'll have to wait for this meanderthal....

by kitchen patrol June 8, 2015

masdon

Very attractive, funny, and at times a smart mouth. This person can be very flirtatious at times and can also be a little rude too. They tend to notice things that most do not.

He was being totally masdon today!!

by Just_Because March 24, 2016

Measho

Measho is The Queen of The world

She is always slayin she is Nice and cool

You can talk to her about u want she is directly

Oh is this Measho?
Oh My gosh i wish i could be like her

by QueenB05 December 29, 2016

measho

Eritrean name. A girl with strong presence in the world. Annoys everyone but has her heart on the right place and nobody should mess with cause it can get ugly. Beside this she's a natural beauty her curves are more than fire and her danceskills like michael blackson

"Hey did you have seen Measho"

"Yes today she was the most beautiful girl of her squad"

by Breezyslayed January 4, 2017

measure

Measure your weight or height
Ex: Big ass, Big booty, huge penis,...

Let's measure this penis!
Measure your own dick you pervert!

by JdJjajsbz September 30, 2017