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Incident Management

The managerial style where you switch your entire company direction based on a single incident
This company went bankrupt cause upper management was working on an incident management bases.
by SaigonTim August 13, 2018
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Master Data Manager

A superior human being capable of managing data exchange. With its immense knowledge, it ensures that the world of data runs smoothly. He is the hero of digitalization and a true pioneer in his field. No reward in the world can outweigh his contribution to the world's legacy.
Look, there's Jan. He's a Master Data Manager.

Yes, he is a true hero!
by Japina125 November 12, 2023
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Thx Management

I said what I said. It's official. Management has spoken. Signed Management.
Some of yall got people you call friends who ain't got one friend bone in their whole body. 🤣 Thx Management
by Ericka Porter Mba April 4, 2022
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National Manager Buy’s Lunch Day

Occurs every year on August 20th to appreciate employees hard work and dedication.
He was skeptical about National Manager Buy’s Lunch Day, wondering if this day was actually real.
by Told ya soooo August 20, 2023
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Bluetooth Manager

A manager that manages with a strict hands off approach.
What an awesome Bluetooth Manager we have!
by Bruised Willis January 3, 2022
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Workforce Portfolio Management Team

Workforce Portfolio Management (WPM) team also known as the "Seal Team" - A Team of Highly Skilled Professionals working behind the scenes to ensure success system wide
There is a crisis going on, we better get the Workforce Portfolio Management Team on it ASAP!
by SealTeamMember September 21, 2022
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Managering

The act of commanding others to do tasks while you yourself never contribute no matter how easy or hard the task is.

People that are managering also tend to waste more time getting other people to do work than just doing it themselves.

While the term usually applies to actual managers of jobs (hence the name), it can apply to anyone outside the workplace.
Example 1

Employee: You called me over here sir?

Manager: I need you to clean up this spill

Employee: But you are already holding a mop and paper towels. You could have done this yourself much quicker than the time it took me to respond to you. Instead of managering why don't you do some work yourself because I don't see why the company needs someone like you.

Example 2

Mom: Go vacuum the floors they have been filthy all day. It's like you don't ever help around the house.

Child: Mom, I just got home from school, why could you not do it?

Mom: Unlike you I am busy almost all day doing chores and working 8 hour shifts.

Child: Mom, you have been on this couch watching Sex and the City since I left for school and you are still watching it.

Mom: ...

Child: Instead of managering could you help out while I'm busy?
by Clowninator69 June 18, 2022
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