When you pop an alka-seltzer and give a guy a blowjob. When you start foaming at the mouth he will think you have rabies
by jacksonaltec September 13, 2016

by Take me to flavor town October 18, 2017

by Cream-daddy July 14, 2022

Fuckin Larry is a set of criteria from which all things will be judged unacceptable, insufficient or at best tolerable, but unwelcome.
"Hey Larry look..I bought a brand new car for half off"
'The tires are inflated incorrectly' - Fuckin Larry
'The tires are inflated incorrectly' - Fuckin Larry
by tink.macabah June 2, 2016

Larry the lamp: somebody an bad dream
Yellow Guy: *scared noises and sinking into the oil*
Larry the lamp: *keeps repeating*
Yellow Guy: *screaming and drowns in oil*
Yellow Guy: *scared noises and sinking into the oil*
Larry the lamp: *keeps repeating*
Yellow Guy: *screaming and drowns in oil*
by Orangedefinitely August 13, 2021

Well I'm here now! Wanna go for a ride in Ol' Larry?
Good thang I had Ol' Larry around! We'd still be stuck in that mudhole!
Good thang I had Ol' Larry around! We'd still be stuck in that mudhole!
by Papazpizza2 November 22, 2019

by loafsxer May 13, 2022
