hello Landon
by homeinvasioniscool January 08, 2022
Teacher: Landon get of you phone or I’ll take it.
Landon: “still on his phone”
Teacher: “takes his phone”
Landon: “pulls out another phone” he he he ha
Landon: “still on his phone”
Teacher: “takes his phone”
Landon: “pulls out another phone” he he he ha
by He_he_he_h@ April 26, 2022
😎 Why Landon Is So Good-Looking and Cool
1. Great Hair Game
Landon probably has the kind of hair that looks effortless but secretly perfect—windproof, stylish, and always photogenic.
2. That Confident Smile
You know the one—easy, relaxed, a little mischievous. It’s the kind of smile that makes people wonder what he’s up to (in a good way).
3. Chill Vibes Only
Landon doesn’t stress—he is the calm in the chaos. Always laid-back, never trying too hard, and somehow still always on point.
4. Killer Style
Whether it’s jeans and a hoodie or something more polished, Landon makes it look good. Fashion isn’t forced—it’s just part of the vibe.
5. Naturally Funny
Cool without being cocky. Landon cracks jokes that are smart and goofy, and people love that combo.
6. Effortless Charisma
People are drawn to him. Doesn’t matter the crowd—Landon fits in everywhere and makes others feel like they do too.
7. That Name Though
“Landon” just sounds like someone who’s got his act together. Smooth. Memorable. A little cinematic.
8. Good Listener Energy
Cool isn’t just looks—it’s the ability to really be there for people. Landon probably makes you feel heard and understood.
9. Just the Right Amount of Mysterious
He doesn’t overshare—but when he does open up, it hits different. There’s a story behind those eyes.
10. Can Pull Off Sunglasses Indoors (But Doesn’t)
He could, but he respects the unspoken social contract.
1. Great Hair Game
Landon probably has the kind of hair that looks effortless but secretly perfect—windproof, stylish, and always photogenic.
2. That Confident Smile
You know the one—easy, relaxed, a little mischievous. It’s the kind of smile that makes people wonder what he’s up to (in a good way).
3. Chill Vibes Only
Landon doesn’t stress—he is the calm in the chaos. Always laid-back, never trying too hard, and somehow still always on point.
4. Killer Style
Whether it’s jeans and a hoodie or something more polished, Landon makes it look good. Fashion isn’t forced—it’s just part of the vibe.
5. Naturally Funny
Cool without being cocky. Landon cracks jokes that are smart and goofy, and people love that combo.
6. Effortless Charisma
People are drawn to him. Doesn’t matter the crowd—Landon fits in everywhere and makes others feel like they do too.
7. That Name Though
“Landon” just sounds like someone who’s got his act together. Smooth. Memorable. A little cinematic.
8. Good Listener Energy
Cool isn’t just looks—it’s the ability to really be there for people. Landon probably makes you feel heard and understood.
9. Just the Right Amount of Mysterious
He doesn’t overshare—but when he does open up, it hits different. There’s a story behind those eyes.
10. Can Pull Off Sunglasses Indoors (But Doesn’t)
He could, but he respects the unspoken social contract.
by Alicia can’t hear June 05, 2025
by mamoon22222222222222222 June 04, 2021
A "Landon Simp" is someone who obsesses and simps for men named Landon Bugg, thinking that he can do no wrong or harm to anyone. These people are usually named "Jay", "Trixxy", or "Cindy"
"Ew, she's seriously mad at that girl for breaking up with him and getting out of a toxic relationship, she must be a Landon Simp."
by ur mad x July 30, 2022
1. A beautiful and pudgy boy who is known to flash his penis in the bathroom while changing for marching band and is very open about body positivity. He plays the trumpet and excels and it as well.
2. Daddy Material.
2. Daddy Material.
Dude 1: "Hey, who's that guy flashing his penis in the bathroom while we are changing for marching band?"
Dude 2: "Oh, that's Landon Rossi. He is known for flashing people in the bathroom and he also excels at the trumpet as well."
Dude 1: "Didn't ask."
Dude 2: "Oh, that's Landon Rossi. He is known for flashing people in the bathroom and he also excels at the trumpet as well."
Dude 1: "Didn't ask."
by turnipchewerlolxd69 October 12, 2019
by rose kai is king April 28, 2021