by Landon kisser June 11, 2022

by LiveLaughLandon April 12, 2024

Landon is one of the hottest guys on the market, he is loyal,caring, and athletic. Overall Landon is the guy of any girls dream. Landon is the PERFECT BOY.
Girl: OMG I want that guy but he has a girlfriend.
Different girl:That is Landon, the hottest boy ever!!!
Different girl:That is Landon, the hottest boy ever!!!
by Jane Jerinston November 12, 2019

A "Landon Simp" is someone who obsesses and simps for men named Landon Bugg, thinking that he can do no wrong or harm to anyone. These people are usually named "Jay", "Trixxy", or "Cindy"
"Ew, she's seriously mad at that girl for breaking up with him and getting out of a toxic relationship, she must be a Landon Simp."
by ur mad x July 30, 2022

Landon is and innocent yet deadly npc ready to f**k your mom, girlfriend, sister, and dad at any point in time. He will break your cock while you're having a wet dream about your math teacher.
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by big daddy tate December 2, 2022

A Landon is an incredibly kind, intelligent and hilarious guy. He loves a challenge and will work hard to overcome it. He is a deep lover of animals and the most loyal friend you could ever have. He is incredibly handsome though his feet smell. But that is curable. If you find a Landon you know you are with someone who will always take care of you. Keep that boi.
Girl: Have you met Landon? He's a little weird, but I think I like him.
Boy: Yeah, he's cool. You should date him. I hear he works at the bowling alley.
Boy: Yeah, he's cool. You should date him. I hear he works at the bowling alley.
by fannybanny September 24, 2023
