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Louisiana Log Jam

A particular loving and caring moment to share with your favorite gal. First you place your fist in her ass, dick in her pussy, and palce you hand over her face blocking her mouth, nose, and ears (works best with either large hands or a small head). Once the convulsions start, the fun begins. Not recommended to hold the position for long and be sure to ask your doctor if you heart is healthy enough sex.
Him: Honey how about a good ole fashoined Louisiana Log Jam tonite?

Her: OK, but hurry up this time.
by AHULL October 16, 2022
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Louisiana Shit Buster

When you fill a toilet to the brim with fecal matter and then take your partner, flip them upside down, and while holding them, dunk their head in and continue to mix the fecal matter in with the toilet water until it turns into the color and constancy of a Louisiana swamp. Then, attempt to flush as much water as possibly with your partner's head still in the toilet. Play CCR for more immersion during the act.
"Dude, I totally just surprised my girl last night with the Louisiana Shit Buster"
by The Maker aid May 3, 2021
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Leesville Louisiana

A town full of tweakers, only the greatest place in the world to be, if you love methamphetamine or love to steal shit while your on methamphetamine
I go to Leesville Louisiana only when I need to buy more methamphetamine!!
by Crackheads anonymous November 7, 2022
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Elton, Louisiana

Elton, Louisiana is one of the absolute creepiest towns in the United States. I go there every Christmas to visit my aunt, and I feel more comfortable in the ghetto of New Orleans.
The people there stare at you, deeply. All of the time. The town is surrounded by miles of rice fields. There are no job opportunities that I can speak of. The living feel dead. I apologize if this seems very biased, but if you don't believe me, visit Elton. Elton, Louisiana
by WorseThanHitler March 27, 2021
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Louisiana bonfire

When someone lights their pubes on fire and skull fucks an alligator
We had a Louisiana bonfire last night best time of my life
by Jfsyvc May 25, 2022
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Louisiana trunk skunk

When a male has his penis in a females anus, the female then proceeds with anal sex while farting on the males partners penis.
Man that hoe sure gave one smelly Louisiana trunk skunk
by mearaomeara July 25, 2014
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