Leave me on the d

Leave me on the dick

Uhhhh it's so good, leave me on the d!

by Loverboiiiiiiii September 3, 2016

Leavening

When you get to piss off from work early because you hurt your knee.

Hey are you at work today

Yeah but I'm leavening at 12

by Kim Vandercolk August 20, 2017

cookin loaves

when a girl has a yeast infection

hey girl, you cookin loaves down there?

by bengi woof woof February 12, 2009

Fucking leave

Fucking leave basically means fucking leave the EU

“We need to debate about brexit”
“ no fucking leave means leave “

by Stayout March 15, 2019

If You Leave

If you leave, don't leave now
Please don't take my heart away
Promise me just one more night
Then we'll go our separate ways
We've always had time on our sides
Now it's fading fast
Every second, every moment
We've got to, we've gotta make it last
I touch you once, I touch you twice
I won't let go at any price
I need you now like I need you then
You always said we'd still be friends someday

If you leave
I won't cry
I won't waste one single day
But if you leave, don't look back
I'll be running the other way
Seven years went under the bridge
Like time was standing still
Heaven knows what happens now
You've got to, you've gotta say you will
I touch you once, I touch you twice
I won't let go at any price
I need you now like I need you then
You always said we'd meet again
I touch you once, I touch you twice
I won't let go at any price
I need you now like I need you then
You always said we'd still be friends
I touch you once, I touch you twice
I won't let go at any price
I need you now like I need you then
You always said we'd meet again someday
If you leave
Oh, if you leave
Oh, if you leave
Don't look back
Don't look back

by Death Menace October 2, 2022

Never leave a man behind

When someone starts drinking a drink and doesnt finish it. this is said to remind them to finish it.
started by Gabby's friend Bob's brother. Nobody actually says it, but Gabby seems to think so.

Bob: well im done with this drink.
Gabby: its not finished... NEVER LEAVE A MAN BEHIND! ahahahahahah! im funny,
Bob: shut up you fucking mexican.

by Sidenote October 9, 2006

I'm gonna slap you so hard that you'll leave the milky way galaxy

When you slap someone so hard that you make them enter a different galaxy

Guy 1: I'm gonna slap you so hard that you'll leave the Milky Way galaxy.
Guy 2: Haha, no. You can't do tha-
Guy 1: *slaps Guy 2*
Guy 2: *escapes Earth's gravity*

by Supertrain12 November 4, 2019