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july 9

danny! guess what day it is
danny: whattt??
july 9, national reverse cowgirl day:)))
by ReVvErSeCoWgIiRl October 16, 2019
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July 22

National Little Sister day!

If you have a little sister, show her some Love!

Whether it’s just something as simple as sitting down and watching a movie with her, talking to her, or going on a camping trip, show your little sister how much you care!
Wow I can’t believe it’s already July 22! I’ve been looking forward to watching that Shark documentary with my little sister!
by The Guardian Angel October 15, 2019
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July 30

The day the serpents of the Devil were brought to earth.
“You were born on July 30 ? “
“yup,what’s up?”
“your the crackhead serpent of the Devil
by crackheadcrackdad October 16, 2019
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july 31st

the day some idiot got seesaws banned from nj and broke her cheekbone
july 31st is a great national holiday
by picobokuno March 4, 2020
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No Shit July

no shitting july - you cant shit in july, new challenge
guy - "you participating in no nut november?"
guy 2 - "nah bro, its no shit july for me this year
by Conorboiboss October 12, 2021
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July 26

The day you can fuck you best friend without it being weird.
You: *fucks best friend*
Best friend: wait is it not going to be weird I'm ur best mate?

You: no it's July 26th!
by Your welcome2 July 23, 2021
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Black July

A sick ass local death metal band from Colorado that will give you a massive boner.
"you ever heard of Black July?"
"AH yeah man the BJ Bois, they made my girlfriend look like my mom."
by chachigonnafukyamum June 17, 2018
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