july 9

national reverse cowgirl day;)

danny! guess what day it is
danny: whattt??
july 9, national reverse cowgirl day:)))

by ReVvErSeCoWgIiRl October 16, 2019

July 22

National Little Sister day!

If you have a little sister, show her some Love!

Whether it’s just something as simple as sitting down and watching a movie with her, talking to her, or going on a camping trip, show your little sister how much you care!

Wow I can’t believe it’s already July 22! I’ve been looking forward to watching that Shark documentary with my little sister!

by The Guardian Angel October 15, 2019

July 30

The day the serpents of the Devil were brought to earth.

“You were born on July 30 ? “
“yup,what’s up?”
“your the crackhead serpent of the Devil”

by crackheadcrackdad October 16, 2019

july 31st

the day some idiot got seesaws banned from nj and broke her cheekbone

july 31st is a great national holiday

by picobokuno March 4, 2020

No Shit July

no shitting july - you cant shit in july, new challenge

guy - "you participating in no nut november?"
guy 2 - "nah bro, its no shit july for me this year

by Conorboiboss October 12, 2021

July 26

The day you can fuck you best friend without it being weird.

You: *fucks best friend*
Best friend: wait is it not going to be weird I'm ur best mate?

You: no it's July 26th!

by Your welcome2 July 23, 2021

Black July

A sick ass local death metal band from Colorado that will give you a massive boner.

"you ever heard of Black July?"
"AH yeah man the BJ Bois, they made my girlfriend look like my mom."

by chachigonnafukyamum June 17, 2018