Blood Joint

A collection of marihuana thats consits of one's own personal stash, and is obtained from a source of known violence, much like a blood diamond. This phrase can only be used within unison of a joint styled form of smoking.

Much more vague varieties can be used for same effect: blood pot, blood tree, blood choad, blood blunt, etc, ...

"Yo! I just rolled this fuckin' joint with some shittly doo da mexican herb! Want some, you butt-plug?" -Anonymous

"Na, I don't want none of your shitty Blood Joint, you shit-headed ass clown." -You

by ProphetOfTheGoat October 20, 2011

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Geometric Joint

A joint rolled with detailed and synergistic reliance on fractal geometry and LaGrange multipliers. Also known as "fractal joint."

One end of the joint is (theoretically) infinitely large and the other end (theoretically) achieves nothingness through complex geometrical scaling equations that are too long for me to go into right now.
Volume of marijuana vis a vis length should probably not exceed 7 m/s^2, but whatever, you know, play it by ear. Must have at least one corner.

Hells ya yo i just talked to miles he's planning a fuckin geometric joint its gonna be legit as balls

by TaquitoIsATerribleName April 19, 2011

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mailbox joint

Term used to describe a joint rolled by sticking two different brands of rolling papers to make one multi-colored joint.
The first named example of a mailbox joint was rolled with one RAW organic 1 1/4 rolling paper and a JOB 1.25.

Last night was insane, I matched with my uncle and his stingy ass made sure to weigh the bud to the milligram. He was tweaking so hard that we had to roll up a mailbox joint using one of each of our papers because he quote "didn't want to waste all the RAWs"

by def_brandon November 05, 2020

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