Long Johnny

A term to describe a man's ginormous erect penis.

When I was with Sarah she gave me a long johnny

by Rionox February 8, 2023

Johnny Loaves

A nickname given to any Police Officer who walks a beat and appears to be walking gingerly as if he has two loaves of bread under his feet. Also takes forever to get from point a to point b.

Look at that Johnny Loaves. He’s walking ever so gently like his feet are killing him.

by Denzel wendell March 6, 2019

Pulling a Johnny

Pulling a Johnny means flirting with someone a lot with no intentions of a a relationship with them at all. You might even be seeing someone, but that doesn't stop you from telling the victim that they actually have a chance with you.

"You're gonna take Katy out?"
"Nah, I'm pulling a Johnny on her."

by KindOfACock June 9, 2014

Johnny Orlando

A loving sweet boy who cares for everyone in his life loves music and doesn’t really focus on stuff that don’t matter

Fan:OMG it Johnny Orlando I love you so much

Johnny:thx I love you too

by Jordynbrady9 July 20, 2019

lil johnny

New Zealand's drift king. Often spotted drifting in a Nissan Cefiro.

yofuk yo lil johnny, hit it! HIT IT NIGGA! YEEEEEAAHHHH!

by katsukid October 26, 2019

Johnny Joestar

A caked-up crippled murderer

Johnny Joestar’s Tusk ACT 4 mad as hell bruh

by Susamusa59 June 12, 2023

Johnny Bravo

Someone you see everywhere but never interact with

That guy’s become a total Johnny Bravo figure in my life! I see him everywhere but we’ve never spoken

by Almostfriday May 12, 2022