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Dylan Joel

Dylan Joel is the most handsomest, sexiest Man alive. He has charm that would knock you right out of your socks.
When you look into his eyes you wish you could give the moon, the stars, and the world.

He is kind, caring, sweet but also brave, tough and strong minded.

He's so funny and silly, time spent with him is the bestest time you will ever spend in your life.
Also he belongs to Ivana Giani
Person 1: There goes Dylan Joel, the sexiest Man alive
Person 2: Ugh, I wish I was Ivana
by Ivvy_ November 22, 2021
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to perianal abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Joel McKinnon Miller 《Super Android 13》: The First Juvenile Release.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 9, 2025
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Joel's lovely cat

A lovely cat with a brilliant personality, a great sense of humor and despite the rumours, a perfect size. Would have loved to have gotten to know it better.
by Joels Cat Admirer December 7, 2023
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Joel "Checkers" Eyles

Lockleys Div12 Ressie Legend Statistics
Position: Ruckman
Games Played: 158
Goals: 13
BOG: 36
Choccy Milks Consumed: Something like 8,414,037+ and counting
Height: Something like 6'5
Swats the sh*t out of ball in the ruck like a 7'3 Olympic Volleyballer

Richmond Cricket Club Legend Stats
Bowling ave. 7 overs
Bats at 7
Car Windscreens Hit: 4 (and counting)
Left his groin at Fine Leg... then got sent to the scorers book
Bats with the sustainable gardening boots
The founder of the Boxie
Still consumes choccy milk

The tale continues
Is is a bird, is is a plane???

NO. It's Joel "Checkers" Eyles' 74cm mullet flying in the ruck contest
by Pannas & Rizz November 15, 2023
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Paris and Joel

These two will last forever. They are the most perfect couple in the entire world. Their relationship is the best one yet and both will do great things together. Paris and Joel respect each other and always keep their pinky promises.
Paris and Joel will last until the end of the world.
by anonymous4couples November 21, 2023
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Jolly Joel

people of this origin are known to be jolly and full of delight they tend to do miraculous things to the people they surround themselves with. They tend to bring great joy everywhere they go
That man with the converse's on is a Jolly Joel he makes everyone happy when they are in his presence
by Dapplezor April 16, 2024
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Joel

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