Jess Cheong

E-sports athlete and men's rights activist Jess Cheong was eliminated from the World Among Us Finals when it was determined that her gargantuan cock and balls were interfering with the opposing team's ability to control their sexual urges.

Jess Cheong, what's wrong? Big schlong's too long, ding dong

by herpcow April 2, 2021

Jesse Squared

Jesse and Jessie got married forever, forever, forever!!!

Jesse Squared got married on December 25, 2029.

by Jesse Squared Forever! May 13, 2019

Jesse beeson

Absolute fuckin sick cunt druggos,
Gets pissy when you spell his name "jessie"
Also gets smashed off two beers

Person1: did you hear about what jesse beeson did last weekend?

Person 2: yeah, heard he drank like 5 great northans and fucked his dad!

by Poo-rolls are awesome October 20, 2019

jesse moulsdale

Jesse Mousdale is one of the local Collie coal miners out in WA. Jesse’s favourite activites include mining coal all day, making some og disstracks on the austro boys and his most favourite thing to do is touch his sister and his uncle called cletus. Jesse is known for being a retarded sister fucker.

Brayden *Omg lchap did you know Jesse moulsdale is coming to This school*?!

lchap *no way what the hell i thought he was a collie inbred coal miner*!! jesse moulsdale

by Perth_Meth_Junkie December 5, 2018

kai jesse

Similar to china really fucking big and wide love food and if he fell over rolls down the hill. Cock-small. waist-fucking massive. Similar to a snowball, once he eats one thing he doesn't stop growing

person 1: you look like kai Jesse

Person:2 nom nom nom what cunt

by Christa Ronaldo November 2, 2022

Dirty Jesse

This guy is so cool, they wrote a song about how hot his girl is!

Fucking a Dirty Jesse is like fucking a rock star.

by JB224 June 19, 2020

Uncle Jesse

Arguably the most awesome individual to ever walk the Earth. Everything Uncle Jesse did, be did it sweet. A typical day might include: styling hair with mousse and Mr. Goodpart, wearing tight jeans and cowboy boots, riding a harley, shredding on guitar with his band The Rippers, putting Danny and Joey in their place, and teaching DJ, Stephanie, and Michelle lessons in morality. Then banging Becky and combing hair again.

Uncle Jesse kicks ass AND has morals (and sweet hair)...

by Crew Middle Fork November 21, 2004