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Italian Handkerchief

An Italian Handkerchief is when you have a runny nose and do not have anything to blow into. You plug your free nostril with a finger or thumb, turn your head to the opposite side, inhale, close your mouth and exhale through the clogged nostril. The offending nose nuggets are then forcibly projected to the ground. Oh yeah - do this OUTSIDE!
Me and my girl were out walking off the quarantine 15 and my nose was running. I did an Italian Handkerchief to clear my nose. Se was appalled! She said "WHAT was THA??!?" I said that "that's an Italian Handkerchief!" She said "That's not a thing!" I said "Check that shit on Urban Dictionary!"
by anonymous April 8, 2021
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Italian Nightclub

When a hooker lathers your dick in pizza sauce and sucks it off
You: “How much for an Italian Nightclub?”
Hooker: “15, but you supply the sauce.”
by The Italian Nightclub November 8, 2019
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Italian cork

When you are having sex and when you about to bust, you shove a cork in your dickhole so you don't nut
Man my dick hurts from last night when me and my girl did the Italian cork
by NotMeNick July 31, 2018
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Italian Battleship

A frozen Olive Garden breadstick used as a dildo.
I couldn’t hit her gspot with my dick so we had to pull out the Italian battleship from the freezer.
by Judaspurriest October 10, 2019
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Italian Batty

a type of bum some Italian girls have. Its small but round and perky and is probably on a skinny girl or a short girl. These are common to northern Italians.
“That girls rlly skinny” “yeh but look at that italian batty”
by 113juicem21 December 8, 2019
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italian windmill

A sex move of domination where a male is about to ejaculate and starts to spin as quickly as he can in a circle spraying semen everywhere.
I had to show my girl who was boss last night so while she was giving me a blow job I performed an Italian Windmill
by Foreign Fan July 26, 2017
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Italian facial

When you dump the pasta out into the strainer and put your face in the steam.
As I poured out the tortellini, I enjoyed an Italian facial
by Phatnattapia September 2, 2017
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