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The Old Italian

When you use papa johns garlic butter as anal lube for sexual intercourse
I gave the neighbor the old Italian after we finished our pizza
by Trashman May 31, 2019
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italian cake

“Look pa, I made an Italian cake,” said Jonny aroused!
by Fuckin’Commies July 16, 2018
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Italian Wristwatch

The act of taking one's penis and wrapping it around his own wrist, to where the head is tucked back out of sight. In doing so, you have the fashionable appearance of a fleshy watch band. Perhaps it should be called the Italian bracelet, but it is more of a counter to the Irish wristwatch.
Once again, Jeff texted me a picture of his Italian wristwatch. It is right on time every Monday morning
by Jeffh October 8, 2013
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Italian Pickle

A nickname for the coolest friend in your friend group. In some cases the leader of your friends. It is earned and given to you. You don’t choose to be an Italian pickle. You earn the title.
Oh look it’s italian pickle.

Is Italian pickle here today?
Sup Italian pickle
by random2478 August 22, 2019
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Honorary Italian

Someone who is either not Italian by blood, or has little Italian blood, who was raised in an Italian family. Example, someone who was adopted into an Italian family.
Joey isn’t actually Italian, but we consider him an Honorary Italian
by hischransen December 21, 2022
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Italian Raider

When you cum in a womens ass after she takes a shit.
Dude, I got so kinky last night, I gave this girl the Italian Raider.
by LilBishGavin December 1, 2018
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Italian Refund

The act of aggressively comping a meal for a patron complaining about the quality of food, typically involves recovery of the food, assault with a rolling pin, and humiliation involving sauce or dressing
Ben: "oh, that guy at table 7 is complaining about the burger "
BR: "if he gets any louder, Dante is going to give him an Italian refund"
Dante: "ok Eric, you don't have to finish it then <pulls burger from his mouth, strikes him over the head with a rolling pin, pours bucket of ranch on him> No charge!"
by RkDubs January 21, 2022
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