Internews

(Noun) A term abbreviating the terms Internet and News. A fusion of two technologies that documents the switch from paper and broadcast mediums over the power of the Internet. Some state the media bias of the MSM and present as the answer; Internews. However, Internews presents another problem, there are no editorial controls so while you get a broader range of opinions, it is difficult to confirm the accuracy of a good portion of what you read.

I am going to sit down with some coffee and read the Internews.

by HvyHitter May 12, 2008

internetducation

The act of learning about and/or being updated on the most current internet fads and slang.

Gerard: Do0d! me n my cl4n t0tally pWn3d sum nuBcakeZ 1n a raid last nit3!

Jordan: I don't know what that means... talk to some one who's up on their internetducation.

by The4RealDeal June 18, 2008

Internet Roulette

Using search engines to locate professional services in your area, based solely upon how conveniently they are located to your home. This is done without regard to qualifications!

Since I have to ride the bus, I played Internet Roulette to find a doctor on my busline. Hope he doesn't suck!

by Winter Snow Sky October 27, 2008

Internet Sigh

A comment written in one’s status box (e.g. MySpace, Facebook or other similar social networking web sites), or other publicly visible area to generate sympathy, attention and/or reaction from one’s internet friends. The statement must be vague, yet rife with emotion (see also, Emo) in order to generate the appropriate level of attention or sympathy.

Examples of Internet Sighs, include, but are not limited to:

• “Sometimes I wonder if it’s worth it?”,

• “That’s it, I give up!!!”,

• “Does (s)he think I’m stupid???”,

• “I hate (wo)men”

Note that the use of three exclamation points or question marks indicates the need for an immediate response. Repeating similar comments will continue until one gets the desired response.

by El Rey Cabrones September 28, 2009

internethical

being in accordance with the unwritten morals of internet use.

my internethical tendencies persuaded me to delete my mom's "honeymoon" photos from my facebook page.

by sculptordude November 27, 2009

Internet Trip

When you go on the internet with the intent of only doing one task, and end up hoping from one page to another, until you finaly realise an hour has gone by and you havnt done the task you orignaly set out to do.

Similar to a YouTube Loop

Dude A: Sorry dude, im gonna go check my email real quick, the boss is sending me some important stuff.

Dude B: Okay man.

--1 Hour--

Dude B: WTF man! Its been an hour! What was in that email?

Dude A: Shit! the email! I totaly went on an Internet Trip Brb.

by addandsubtract February 1, 2010

Internet self

A term describing the sum of one's internet activities, including facebook and twitter profiles, forum activity, instant message conversations, websites run, etc. The term is meant in contrast to the rest of one's life in the real world.

My internet self is such a dick to this girl... i'd be way nicer to her in real life.

by Ebonyks January 23, 2011