1.) Those two people you think are dating at first but for some reason are just friends
2.) The sad case when a guy likes a girl and the girl knows but views him as a brother
2.) The sad case when a guy likes a girl and the girl knows but views him as a brother
Dude did you see those two on the bus last Tuesday? I can't believe they aren't dating! They're like the epitome of a Maile-Ian!
by piratesforthewin September 21, 2012

by YaBoyNikolai October 15, 2019

To shave the pubes above the penis bald, but leaving all pubes on the balls untouched, giving one's package the appearance of Scott Ian, singer of Anthrax.
by I dont Care September 8, 2007

When a girl hocks up a loogie and uses the mucus as lubricant to give a dude a hand job. Named this way in honor of the British writer who created James Bond, Ian Fleming. ( No other relation to the sexual act other than his last name sounds like phlegm. )
Sally had a cold and felt like shit, so instead of getting too wild and crazy with Tod, she just coughed in her hand and gave him an Ian Phlegming.
by Marc O.C. & Jocelyn C. November 22, 2009

by Beter_Biffin November 1, 2019

by PeteM August 2, 2007

Also known as the second coming of edp
He is a discord mod, edp's apprentice and he has 10 terabytes of cp or more.
He is a discord mod, edp's apprentice and he has 10 terabytes of cp or more.
Sethy: hey raph did you see the news?
Raph: Why?
Sethy: some guy got caught having 10 terabytes of cp in his computer
Raph: What was his name?
Sethy: Ian saguit
Raph: Why?
Sethy: some guy got caught having 10 terabytes of cp in his computer
Raph: What was his name?
Sethy: Ian saguit
by Your mom and sister a bitch December 21, 2022
