by The man of blood and death November 18, 2018
Get the inside jokesmug. A joke that causes immediate, negative real-world consequences for the jokee and, in some instances, the joker.
Phil: "Tim, seriously, stop paddling backwards right now. We're about to get sucked into that forty foot waterfall. Please paddle forwards immediately. We seriously need to get away from this forty foot waterfall."
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"
*Tim continues backpaddling*
Phil: "Tim, seriously, what the $(&#$ are you doing??!!"
Tim: *continues paddling* "REALITY JOKE!!!!!!!"
by Garfoose June 20, 2015
Get the reality jokemug. A joke that is strictly for the eyes and/or ears of the male gender. Usually referring about something extremely sexual, or outlandishly disgusting.
A prime man Joke would take place in a locker room, or a man cave and might sound like, "Girls in pornos... Are just better."
by Larrold Shlokov Johanssen February 18, 2010
Get the Man Jokemug. by Pinokio July 13, 2015
Get the joke whoremug. A diplomatic way of telling a friend their outfit sucks, their boyfriend is ugly, they need to use more conditioner, etc. by making a joke about it like you’re kidding.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.
Usually they will get the hint without getting mad.
Hey Megan, (laughing) man I love those jeans, I haven’t been able to find those lately, did you get them at a garage sale?
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??
Megan: Are you joking on the square dude??
by Richfolk September 23, 2021
Get the Joking on the Squaremug. The act of telling a joke so unfunny that it will make everyone in the general vicinity go silent unanimously instantly upon hearing the joke.
Angel: “Oh no guys Owen’s walking up to us. He is probably gonna tell another Owen Joke.”
Dylan: “Not again!”
Owen: “Dead Sea! How is the Sea gonna live now!”
*Silence*
Dylan: “Not again!”
Owen: “Dead Sea! How is the Sea gonna live now!”
*Silence*
by IgnoredShark April 29, 2022
Get the Owen Jokemug. 