Ham Wallet

Slang term for vagina

Last night I put my meat-rocket into her ham wallet

by B to the ill August 23, 2008

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Ham Clam

A term referring to a woman's butt and/or butthole.

Bro #1: Hey brah, can I talk to you for a second?
Bro #2: Yeah what's up broski?
Bro #1: I got super hammered last night and my girl made me stick it in her ham clam.
Bro #2: Wicked nice brah. Wicked nice.

by Zant June 17, 2008

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Ham in the Trunk

Back door entry, doggie style

Steven: My fanny is sore 'cause of the ham in my trunk last night
William is sure uptight... Well yea its been a while since hes had a ham in the trunk!!

by Joepasaurus April 2, 2008

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Ham Cabinet

A large, gaping vagina used for the purpose of storage, as it is too large to receive pleasure. The ham cabinet is a very secure form of storage and is often used to transport good overseas, and has been known to be used to smuggle drugs and other paraphernalia in the black market.

The first known use of the ham cabinet was during the 1600's when Puritan woman would use them to carry wood, farm supplies, groceries, and personal belongings.

Ex. 1
Husband: "Honey, have you seen my car keys and my briefcase?"
Wife: "Don't worry, they're right here in my ham cabinet."

Ex. 2
Doctor 1: "Where's the disposal for the used gloves and the used needles?"
Doctor 2: "Due to recent cutbacks, we had to do away with the disposal programs, but you can use my ham cabinet."

by murphy'slaw March 25, 2011

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