Anuskwiks' Hideous Painting

A picture of a twelve-foot long erect penis. Once every year, it jumps out and goes on a rampage.

One squad's final transmission:

Sir...an unidentified object is coming our way. It's four yards long and two yards wide.

What? Main screen turn on!

Penis!

What you say?

Penis, sir, penis!

Make your time for later. Night is best time.

SIR A GIANT PENIS IS ABOUT TO FLY INTO OUR TURRET!

For GREAT JUSTICE!

by CharlesManson October 20, 2003

hidebehind

One of those things that you see out of the corner of your eye,that "almost seen, but not quite" blur of motion you sense (usually when you're drunk or stoned) as someone or something ducks behind anything convienient to hide.

Woah, like dude, did you you see that thing hidebehind that tree over there?

by SmokeyJoe September 11, 2005

Coin Hider

A male with foreskin (who is un circumcised). As to the person hides coins under their foreskin.

Mike: Man did you see that kid in the locker room today, he has a huge Coin Hider!
Trevor: Yah i know it's crazy!

by CrAZZY C July 29, 2011

Hotel Hideaway

A sex game where you have sex with internet people, aka cybersex

Let's go fuck on hotel hideaway first!

by Big dick ehab April 18, 2018

tit hider

Someone with huge tits who is always trying to cover them up.

Eileen has whoppers for titties but she is so self conscious of them she becomes a tit hider by always wearing big baggy sweaters.

by Robert Cooper January 6, 2007

hideodorous

someone who looks so ugly they smell bad

Wow, I can't beleave how hideodorous that guy is!

by texasmelody November 3, 2010

hidetaka miyazaki

Asshole

Your worse than hidetaka miyazaki

by Cocakitty February 18, 2019