ham and egger

A prize fighter whose modest skills won't let him/her win large purses. So, their manager (who gets a percentage of purses won) will never be able to afford to eat better than ham & eggs. (No steaks!)

That ham and egger! He got KO'd in the second by some stumblebum.

by outawork November 7, 2003

calm the ham

adj. To calm down.

''Calm the ham man''

by Brendan April 7, 2003

East Ham

Mad, but not as mad as barking mad. On the District Line of the London Underground, East Ham is the station immediately west of Barking.

You're East Ham, you are! One stop short of Barking!

by George Icbar September 12, 2005

ham smuggler

an alternative name for an obese human; a fattie; a chunky person; one who is fat.

Person #1:"Man that is the fattest ham smuggler I have ever seen!"
Person #2"Yea man, he's like 50 times my size! What a fattie! Haha"

by Shawn B January 1, 2006

Ham Slam

Having sex with an obese women from behind and your thighs are slamming up against those to big ole butt cheeks

I picked up a full figured lady last night and bent her over and gave her a ham slam

by Canadaram June 2, 2008

oprah on a ham

to eat like a pig

Frank was on that dinner like oprah on a ham.

by richdick January 10, 2009

Ham Sandwich

"When a female's inner labia are longer than the outer labia, giving the vagina the appearance of a ham sandwich."

"I ate the biggest ham sandwich last night. Know what I mean? *wink wink*"

by Teddy November 3, 2003