Hairy Nipples

Someone you don't like, or are disgusted by. May infect you with the hairy nipple virus. Most often a fat female. WIll try to rape you while you're asleep. All limbs that come in contact with this person MUST be amputated. Italian males are particularly susceptible to contract this disease and have the worst immunity.

Someone you avoid at ALL costs.

"I saw "Hairy Nipples" the other day.."
"Shit! Did she infect you?"

"It's Hairy Nipples!!!"
"Don't hide behind me, where am I supposed

by wealouche November 13, 2010

hairy crumpler

Verb

To feel needlessly butt hurt by crass social banter

amy: you're such a queer
harry: I'm gunna cry me a river then go police the interweb
amy: what the fuck is your malfunction you degenerate hairy crumpler? sack up

by fatal hoot June 1, 2013

Hairy Rhinoceros

A variation on eating out a girl that involves the person performing oral inserting their nose into the vagina as they lick.

That hairy rhinoceros last night was amazing.

by theskittlekraken September 24, 2014

Hairy Frenchie

A beard without a mustache.

That man’s hairy frenchie is very full.

by dankvaulter August 12, 2019

hairy curtain

He act of having sex though a beard.

Either the males if it is long enough to have sec through. Or you have a third party dangle the beard in between while the act is commenced

Friend - how was the love making last night ?

Girl - we tried the hairy curtain, but his friend curt kept staring at my beave

by Hosstich July 20, 2017

Hairy TicTac

When someone is seen which a head shaped like a TicTic and are seen with a load of hair plus facial hair such as a beard etc....

-“Hey!, Have you seen Dave recently?”

-“No, why?”
-“ Haha!, he looks like a right hairy TicTac, would hate to be him...”

by Cammy.kerr441 July 11, 2019

hairy eyeball

When you teabag someone but your testes aren't shaved.

"Hey man, why did you stop talking to Mark?"

"He tried to give me a hairy eyeball."

by v. summer February 7, 2023