Goated

Gayest
Of
All
Time
Eating
Dick

Yolanda is goated

by This is real kid December 12, 2019

Goregasm

-gasmic; multiple-; fake a-; A psychophysical sensation experienced when your carbon footprint reaches its climax.

Sit in my Hummer H2; it's guaranteed to give you a Goregasm.
This 107-inch plasma TV is Goregasmic!

by Creative Matters February 1, 2008

gore wow

A fucking fucktard called Gore, normally a priest but migrated to Shaman.

Hasn't got banned lately because he doesn't play

Gore wow... lol...
Fuck sake Gore.

by CabbagePatchKid1994 December 4, 2010

Goateyed

One eye looking one direction, the other eye looking different direction.

I didn't know if she was talking to me or you.
She is goateyed bad!

by firebossnubbin March 6, 2011

Goatee Rider

When your sexual partner has the more hairy genitals.

Jeff: Hey man! What's up?

You: I'm a little down in the sack..

Jeff: Oh. I know what's going on.. Your chick's got that Goatee Rider going on.

You: Yeah..

Jeff: Bring that broad over here! I love that shit!!

by BathroomHUMOR February 20, 2011

goredom

Goredom (verb): The act of looking at gore on the internet because of inescapable boredom.

1: Dude, there's nothing to do.

2: Nah... How about some goredom?
1: Sure, sounds fun.

Alternatively:
1: Nothing to do... I've got total goredom right now.

2: Go to /r/spacedicks, then.

1: Alright.

by anxqu13 August 30, 2013

gooter magnet

Someone who is always with ugly women.

The guy from our neighborhood is definitely a gooter magnet.

by JAMES BRADY June 21, 2017