by Boinkysploinkey February 4, 2022

by madferit March 14, 2003

The act of being in charge of one’s life while still taking chances like the man with his member through a glory hole. The preferable side of the otherwise uncomfortable 2 person act of glory hole-ing.
Doug: “Did you see Brad is opening a new topless casino downtown?
Jeff: “That guy’s really living on the right side of the glory hole man”
Jeff: “That guy’s really living on the right side of the glory hole man”
by Smittydidit January 1, 2023

A person who only views social issues from their side and always tries to get all the attention for themselves and not the issue.
Ceci would not shut up about how the social injustice of racism negatively impacted her commute to work and how she has worked to make things better for everyone. She was viewed as a social "just us" glory whore by those she claimed to defend but refused to give a ride to on her way to work - she wouldn't let them in her car.
by von groovy June 22, 2019

Guy was a pretty good HS football player but 40 years later STILL can’t stop talking about his modest accomplishments.
Joey was a decent QB in HS but NEVER went further, talks constantly about how great he was in his underwhelming a guy who lives in his glory days ” and everyone is sick and tired of his bullshit.
by dmillswvu82 July 26, 2024

by Edraxc mchaga og July 21, 2021

The Glory Days Effect is when you are remembering someone's physical appearance from the past, as being WAY more impressive than it ACTUALLY was, and your memory plays tricks on you.
E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
E.g. You remember the person as being super jacked, fit, shredded, etc. But when you go back and look at old pictures/watch the old movies, they don't look NEARLY as impressive as they did in your memory.
"Damn Bro, remember how shredded Brad Pitt was in Fight Club?" (Then you look and realize he was dope fiend lean, and about 150 lbs).
"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".
"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).
"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".
"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).
"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
"DAMN, my mind's playing tricks on me, that's gotta be The Glory Days Effect".
"I went to HS with this guy who never took steroids, was 7% Bodyfat, and benching 405 lbs" (Then you go back and see a training video, and realize he was doing half reps with 3 spotters).
"Naw Bro, he couldn't even do that with 3 plates by himself, you got hit by The Glory Days Effect".
"Omg Ryan Reynolds in Blade: Trinity was jacked AF!" (You look in the mirror and realize you are now WAY bigger, and leaner than he was back then).
"That's so crazy, I actually look better than this now... Definitely The Glory Days Effect, in full force".
by MattMalzone August 16, 2024
