drizzy glizzy

Referring to the "drake leak" and how Drake has a wobbly dick
Rad : Bro did you see the drake leak? Bro it looks like a sausage!

Brad : Might aswell call it a drizzy glizzy bro
by humpdaygod April 14, 2024
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Glizzy Alarm Clock

A kick in the dick to start your day right.
I kept hitting snooze before my interview, so my girl finally got me up with a Glizzy Alarm Clock.
by Witch Trinity December 13, 2022
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Reuben Glizzy

noun

1. A chaotic and confident sexual move that combines unexpected intensity, weirdly effective rhythm, and dirty talk that borders on performance art. The “sauerkraut” is the unpredictable extra flair — gritty, tangy energy that hits just right. It’s the kind of experience that makes you question your preferences in a good way.

2. A person who brings wild energy to the bedroom. Think goofy confidence, questionable metaphors, and a finish so theatrical you applaud without meaning to.
He looked me dead in the eye, said ‘time to kraut up,’ and went full Reuben Glizzy. I woke up sore, hydrated, and somehow subscribed to his OnlyFans. No notes
by LiterallyUseless June 04, 2025
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