Polite manner in referring to a spouse or partner while in the process of separating and/or waiting for a divorce. Also can be used in reference to all in-laws including, parents, brothers and sisters cousins etc.
My future-former (ie wife/husband) asked me to pay for dinner.
I will attend my future-former father-in-law's birthday dinner.
I will attend my future-former father-in-law's birthday dinner.
by Walter P Brzozowicz August 9, 2006
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When the smell of a fart lingers in a room to create an air freshener like aroma that smells of pig poop that has been basking in the sun all day
Squirt: hey what's that smell?
Steve: you know that Foster Funk.
Squirt: Josh hasn't been in here for a good hour!?!?
Steve: Exactly his foster funk is strong
Steve: you know that Foster Funk.
Squirt: Josh hasn't been in here for a good hour!?!?
Steve: Exactly his foster funk is strong
by steviesupreme November 4, 2014
Get the foster funk mug.Sex act in which one takes a can of Foster's Australian lager and a beer bong inserting the hose end into the partners anal cavity and pours the can into the beer bong. The act can include a lego surf guy. Just make sure to tie a string to the surf guy, so you don't have to send the lego diver in after him.
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